"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[BBB725]

Does that dryer have a no wrinkle setting?

My guess would be "no", It must be a redneck dryer since it's missing the front door:biggrinjester:

 

[Wrinkleface]

My guess would be "no", It must be a redneck dryer since it's missing the front door:biggrinjester:

do we allow rednecks on SOS?????????????:icon_bs::reddevil:

 

[Chris]

It would be a quiet place without them. And alot less funny.

 

[MarylandMark]

who doesn't love a "Hey ya'll, watch this" story!

 

[03darkshadow]

do we allow rednecks on SOS?????????????:icon_bs::reddevil:

you're here. :26:



:rofl:

 

[Davidmnc]

you're here. :26:



:rofl:

Some of the biggest red necks I ever met were from MI

 

[Davidmnc]

Eyah, actually it really is.. :rofl::willy_nilly:

Hey!!! Watchet big guy!!!:reddevil:

 

[cigdaze]

Nick,

I'm truly disappointed that you didn't take the initiative to calculate the G-forces he's experiencing in the Pengui-Fuge.

You're slipping.

I had to stop laughing first.

The Centripetal Force he's undergoing is about 3.4 G's...enough for a headache. Of course, that only at steady state...when he flops from the top and gets smashed into the bottom of the spinning wheel and gets his ass handed to him by the spinning paddles, there are some impulse loads enough for some decent internal injury.

He's phucked.

 

[Wrinkleface]

you're here. :26:



:rofl:

Some of the biggest red necks I ever met were from MI

:moon:

 

[Chris]

I hear liberation is imminent.

 

[Davidmnc]

:moon:

It's true. Okay..............explane Kid Rock then! :sifone::sifone:

 

[03darkshadow]

Some of the biggest red necks I ever met were from MI

i saw several when we drove through north and south carolina a few years back :leaving:

 

[Davidmnc]

i saw several when we drove through north and south carolina a few years back :leaving:

We have our share




























and the share of 12 midwestern states as well! :sifone:

 

[Wrinkleface]

It's true. Okay..............explane Kid Rock then! :sifone::sifone:

I'd take his coin!!

 

[Davidmnc]

I'd take his coin!!

Oh yea!

 

[sellsman11]

Is this the first "classic" SOS thread? Just sayin...

Obviously....you havent come across this yet....:sifone:


http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1413


Just sayin. :bump:

 

[Ratickle]

His relatives are schitting money now.:26: :03: :26:

No more ice in our drinks for awhile.......

 

[sellsman11]

:rofl:This whole thread reminds me of something that my mother taught me......

"If you love something, put it in the dryer on tumble. If it doesnt come back to you, hunt it down and KILL it!":rofl::willy_nilly::willy_nilly::rofl:

 

[Ratickle]

:rofl:This whole thread reminds me of something that my mother taught me......

"If you love something, put it in the dryer on tumble. If it doesnt come back to you, hunt it down and KILL it!":rofl::willy_nilly::willy_nilly::rofl:

Must be a Tennessee mom.....:ack2:

 

[Wrinkleface]

:rofl:This whole thread reminds me of something that my mother taught me......

"If you love something, put it in the dryer on tumble. If it doesnt come back to you, hunt it down and KILL it!":rofl::willy_nilly::willy_nilly::rofl:

Mom sounds like 1 tough chick!!:26: