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[sellsman11]

yes.



mti or fountain?

Hmmmmmm....



What power in the Fountain??:sifone::sifone::sifone::sifone::sifone:

 

[phragle]

2x T55's

Whats for lunch??

 

[Perlmudder]

2x T55's

Whats for lunch??

beer!!


do you like mowing the lawn?

 

[Ratickle]

beer!!


do you like mowing the lawn?

Depends on the temp, anything else to do, and mood at that moment in thime.

Short answer, usually not......



Why don't they engineer grass that only grows 3" tall and never needs mowing??????

 

[JJ Apache]

Depends on the temp, anything else to do, and mood at that moment in thime.

Short answer, usually not......



Why don't they engineer grass that only grows 3" tall and never needs mowing??????

Same reason they dont make pantyhose that don't run.......



Have you checked you gas tank lately?

 

[cuda]

213.


why will my riding lawnmower not run properly?

Four stroke.
Intake
Compression
Ignition
Exhaust

How does anyone operate a boat that is incapable of operating a riding mower?

 

[Ratickle]

Four stroke.
Intake
Compression
Ignition
Exhaust

How does anyone operate a boat that is incapable of operating a riding mower?

Because they have us to help them.


Why don't you start a help me with my mower thread in the Bar or Engine Tech?

 

[Perlmudder]

Because they have us to help them.


Why don't you start a help me with my mower thread in the Bar or Engine Tech?

i might do that. so far ive rebuilt the carb, and changed out the solenoid so at this point im thinking the ignition switch is toasted because you can start it fine by jumping the solenoid.


why does it not run like a deer?

 

[Ratickle]

Same reason they dont make pantyhose that don't run.......



Have you checked you gas tank lately?

After John's, I'm afraid.......:leaving:




Why do people leak gas?

 

[fund razor]

i might do that. so far ive rebuilt the carb, and changed out the solenoid so at this point im thinking the ignition switch is toasted because you can start it fine by jumping the solenoid.


why does it not run like a deer?

Aim a 30-06 at it and look hungry?

 

[cuda]

i might do that. so far ive rebuilt the carb, and changed out the solenoid so at this point im thinking the ignition switch is toasted because you can start it fine by jumping the solenoid.


why does it not run like a deer?

The last deer I saw didn't run nearly fast enough.


Who invented panty hose?

 

[Ratickle]

The last deer I saw didn't run nearly fast enough.


Who invented panty hose?

Allen Gant Senior invented pantyhose. In 1959, Glen Raven Mills of North Carolina introduced pantyhose -- underpants and stockings all in one garment. With the addition of an opaque nylon top, panthose eliminated the need for multiple "foundation" garments. In 1965, Glen Raven Mills developed a seamless pantyhose version that coincided with the introduction of the miniskirt. Allen Grant Senior is a descendant of John Gant, who founded the textile mill in 1902.


AH, who liked the miniskirt?????

 

[Perlmudder]

Allen Gant Senior invented pantyhose. In 1959, Glen Raven Mills of North Carolina introduced pantyhose -- underpants and stockings all in one garment. With the addition of an opaque nylon top, panthose eliminated the need for multiple "foundation" garments. In 1965, Glen Raven Mills developed a seamless pantyhose version that coincided with the introduction of the miniskirt. Allen Grant Senior is a descendant of John Gant, who founded the textile mill in 1902.


AH, who liked the miniskirt?????

i love girls in mini skirts!!! :26:

is it going to be a beach day today?

 

[FrankiesAttorney]

i love girls in mini skirts!!! :26:

is it going to be a beach day today?

Everyday is a good beach day.



May I be excused??

 

[Ratickle]

Everyday is a good beach day.



May I be excused??

This is truly one of those times when the saying, Can't think of a single excuse for you, is a major understatement......


SHould Green Headed Attorneys be allowed to reproduce????

 

[sellsman11]

This is truly one of those times when the saying, Can't think of a single excuse for you, is a major understatement......

SHould Green Headed Attorneys be allowed to reproduce????

Only under the advice of a trained professional.



Why can the Cubs not pull it together???

 

[Bobcat]

they are tied in the division losses column with 5 make up games and aramis ramirez might be back tonight against atlanta, it is all good !



why doesn't pujols get busted for roids?

 

[Ratickle]

they are tied in the division losses column with 5 make up games and aramis ramirez might be back tonight against atlanta, it is all good !



why doesn't pujols get busted for roids?

He uses Preperation H.....




Why should hemroids make you a better batter?????

 

[sellsman11]

He uses Preperation H.....

Why should hemroids make you a better batter?????

That is off topic and disgusting......REPORTED!!!:ack2:



How did Chris get so much smarter than the rest of us??

 

[Davidmnc]

That is off topic and disgusting......REPORTED!!!:ack2:



How did Chris get so much smarter than the rest of us??

He reads.




Does Chris read a lot?