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[Perlmudder]

Who cares??



How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

213.


why will my riding lawnmower not run properly?

 

[sellsman11]

213.


why will my riding lawnmower not run properly?

Its either an Air, Fuel or fire problem.




Should I stick with beers tonite or have a little Goose??

 

[MacGyver]

Its either an Air, Fuel or fire problem.




Should I stick with beers tonite or have a little Goose??

Go with both.


Why is the media STILL talking about MJ?

 

[Davidmnc]

Go with both.


Why is the media STILL talking about MJ?

Liberals love pedophiles:boxing_smiley:


Am I the only one working today?

 

[fund razor]

Liberals love pedophiles:boxing_smiley:


Am I the only one working today?

You and the fast food people. And the ones at Lowe's I hope.

Why are DeWalt grinding wheels so much better than the Russian generics?

 

[Davidmnc]

You and the fast food people. And the ones at Lowe's I hope.

Why are DeWalt grinding wheels so much better than the Russian generics?

You get what you pay for!



Why was my order wrong at McD's this morning? :cuss:

 

[MacGyver]

You get what you pay for!



Why was my order wrong at McD's this morning? :cuss:

Because good help is hard to find.


What did they screw up?

 

[Davidmnc]

Because good help is hard to find.


What did they screw up?

They didn't put cheese on my sausage egg and cheese McGriddle






Should I call and *****?

 

[MacGyver]

They didn't put cheese on my sausage egg and cheese McGriddle

Should I call and *****?

I would You'll be getting a free one tomorrow.

Why can weather forecasters be right only 50% of the time and still be paid lots of money?

 

[Ratickle]

I would You'll be getting a free one tomorrow.

Why can weather forecasters be right only 50% of the time and still be paid lots of money?

Because that's a much better average than millionaire baseball player. Gotta keep it in perspective....




Why do liberals love pedeophiles?????

 

[Davidmnc]

Because that's a much better average than millionaire baseball player. Gotta keep it in perspective....




Why do liberals love pedeophiles?????

Cuz they can relate to the joy of ****ing the helpless! :boxing_smiley:


May I please go home now?

 

[MacGyver]

Cuz they can relate to the joy of ****ing the helpless! :boxing_smiley:


May I please go home now?

Yes.

Why does the President of the United States earn the same wage as the minimum starting wage in baseball?

 

[Davidmnc]

Yes.

Why does the President of the United States earn the same wage as the minimum starting wage in baseball?

Cuz he is over paid!




Can I go home NOW?

 

[03darkshadow]

Cuz he is over paid!




Can I go home NOW?

no, "THEY" need you to work 3 hours of OT today.




should i go jog or drink a beer?

 

[Bobcat]

jog to the fridge and get a beer, problem solved


if your lead off hitter can't hit do you hit him?

 

[phragle]

Liberals love pedophiles:boxing_smiley:


Am I the only one working today?

I'm working..because somebodys gonna blow their fingers off today...




Is being drunk a prerequisite to jackass behavior??

 

[Ratickle]

I'm working..because somebodys gonna blow their fingers off today...




Is being drunk a prerequisite to jackass behavior??

Not if you're already a jackazz......



WIll your leadoff hitter be able to hit if you hit him???? Or is just the threat enough???

 

[Bobcat]

no ,always follow through, or else you lose your cred



If they gave you 2 million a year could you maintain a 237 avg. ?

 

[03darkshadow]

no ,always follow through, or else you lose your cred



If they gave you 2 million a year could you maintain a 237 avg. ?

yes.



mti or fountain?

 

[03darkshadow]

jog to the fridge and get a beer, problem solved


if your lead off hitter can't hit do you hit him?

i ran 2 miles. now im drinking. btw, the fridge is not 2 miles away. its about 5 feet from here. but oh well.