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[fund razor]

Was the person who invented the slotted screw/screwdriver a sadist?

No. But they hated Phillip.

If you shoplift (or loot) but you put it back, does it erase the previous act?

 

[BBB725]

No, but it messes up inventory


Could you file a at work sexual harassment suit if you were self-employed?

 

[LAriverratt]

yes if you have a mental health clause in your health care plan!

does getting screwed by Uncle SAM every year count as sexual harassment????

 

[BBB725]

Not at the Fed level

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

 

[dd24skater]

That's easy....Toto got Dorothy

In a fight who wins....John Mclane or Jason Bourne?

 

[BBB725]

Jason Bourne


In a fight who wins...Rocky or Rambo?

 

[Gladhe8er]

Rambo...he has a gun

real or fake?

 

[Bobcat]

One of each


Hardback or Paperback ?

 

[sonicss31]

Hardbacks with large print

Which are your favorite hard crabs or softshell crabs?

 

[BBB725]

Hard shell


Bee's or hornet's?

 

[inbetween]

Bees

Why did today suck?

 

[BBB725]

Cause it's a week day



Rain or snow?

 

[sonicss31]

Rain

Why won't my wife let me buy a house on Big Pine Key/

 

[Enabler]

Because its full of filthy hillbillies.


why wont she let you by a house in big coppet ?

 

[Bobcat]

Cuz Big Coppit is as nasty as big Pine (without the hot asian tellers at Winn-Dixie)

Is Randy Moss the keystone for a SuperBowl?

 

[BBB725]

No

Is Brett Favre going to be suspended for sexual misconduct while with the jets?

 

[fund razor]

No. Just a $50,000 fine.

In what year will Alberta leave Canada?

 

[Bobcat]

2027

Why haven't the Sparrows returned to Capistrano?

 

[Ratickle]

Cause idiots removed all of their mud nests from the mission walls.

Will Cuba become the 51st state?

 

[fund razor]

Not before Puerto Rico Sauve.

Will AI ruin the world?