03darkshadow
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she had the nerve to talk about sarah palin not being hot... hahaa. lisa has the sex appeal of a walrus. :rofl:
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she had the nerve to talk about sarah palin not being hot... hahaa. lisa has the sex appeal of a walrus. :rofl:
BBB725
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Tommy Gun
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Sam Kinison was the man...RIP
"Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row."
And the one about the late commercials for "feed the children" and the like...
"I don't feel sorry for them starving kids because I know the cameraman could give'em a sandwich."
Tommy Gun
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I've always like George Carlin too...
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
Offshoredrillin
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Lisa Lampanelli... UGH..she has screwed more black men than hurricane katrina and the government combined....
Shah Mat
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JupiterSunsation
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She is engaged to a big Italian guy now......they were on the Stern show last month.
ChiefApache
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Lewis Black
Lisa Lampanelli
The guy who does the spoof on Hot Pockets --- blond hair
Dane Cook
Lisa Lampanelli
The guy who does the spoof on Hot Pockets --- blond hair
Dane Cook
BBB725
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Jim Gaffigan?
ChiefApache
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Yes!! I couldn't think of his name....I know, it's my age. :moon::moon:
rschap1
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Even though he's a homo...
I have seen some Daniel Tosh stand up that had me ROLLIN!
Wife even got me a DVD "Completely Serious" and it IS funnier than $hit!!!
His Comedy Central Internet review BS show will probably be the death of his career, but he hits a WIDE range of material in the stand up deals I have seen and doesn't dwell on his "preferences"
I have seen some Daniel Tosh stand up that had me ROLLIN!
Wife even got me a DVD "Completely Serious" and it IS funnier than $hit!!!
His Comedy Central Internet review BS show will probably be the death of his career, but he hits a WIDE range of material in the stand up deals I have seen and doesn't dwell on his "preferences"
Wardey
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Uncle Dave
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2 Kind of comedians in my book Dirty and Clean. Clean is "harder" In my opinion.
Dirty
George Carlin- classic
Eddie Murphy
Richard Prior
Sam Kinnison
Chris Rock
Daniel Tosh
Clean
Bill Cosby
Robin Williams
BRIAN REAGAN- watch out for this guy hes really funny look up "walkie talkie." & UPS
Geoff Dunham - "ventriloquist comedian"
The amazing Jonathan- magic comedy
Penn and Teller - Magic comedy
UD
Dirty
George Carlin- classic
Eddie Murphy
Richard Prior
Sam Kinnison
Chris Rock
Daniel Tosh
Clean
Bill Cosby
Robin Williams
BRIAN REAGAN- watch out for this guy hes really funny look up "walkie talkie." & UPS
Geoff Dunham - "ventriloquist comedian"
The amazing Jonathan- magic comedy
Penn and Teller - Magic comedy
UD
Uncle Dave
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Agreed hes become one of may fav's
I not going to **** him so I dont care if hes gay.
UD
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