glassdave
Founding Member / Competitor
That is the exact clip that came into my mind about half way through lol.
So painful to watch :huh:
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That is the exact clip that came into my mind about half way through lol.
So painful to watch :huh:
The boat building blog has me thinking
Whether you are an enthusiast in boating or fishing and you want to make your own style with your boat, it is actually possible and doable.
Oh goody, I’ve always wanted to build my own boat and gamble my family’s life on whether it floats or not.
Do-it-yourself projects are not just about those small household items at home or some cabinet making projects and other small woodworks, but you can also design your own boat and do it yourself as well.
“I’ve got a hammer, some nails and an old hand saw, where do I start”?
Especially if you love spending some of your free time fishing, or going out on the waters and enjoying the sea on your boat,
And how I do!!
you would sometimes wish you can make a boat of your own design, of your preferred speed and make.
Yes, you’re right!! I want a boat with rocket engines and machine guns on the front. Oh yeah, I want a pool and a helicopter pad on the back. OH, MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE SWEET!!!
These days where the software for designing is readily available, you can indeed design your own boat and have a boat with your preferred performance and speed.
Wait, so I need Boat Designing /Naval Architect type software? Where the fuk I’m I gonna get that?? Staples?
Designing your dream boat may not be mastered overnight,
I should think not, but I’ll give it a try.
but by keeping in mind some important considerations and with a good software that can help you make three dimensional boat designs, you can indeed make a design of your preference and a dream boat indeed.
WOW, I can make a rocket powered, machine gun boat with the hydrodynamic boat software I get from from Staples. AWESOME!!
Decide and plan on your objective. Indeed, you want to make your dream boat but you have also to consider if the design in your mind is seaworthy, if your design fits the performance you want it to be and if your design can be built. Define what you want to build –
ROCKET BOAT
you probably want to build the fastest boat
ROCKET
or a boat with features you can enjoy,
Machine guns and a pool
whatever it is, make a clear plan and how you would work on it.
Of course, you have to make sure also that your dream boat complies with sound engineering, and you have to consider also hydrostatics as well as making a little mathematics work.
I’ve got a calculator (Staples)
You have to consider about your safety in designing your boat by making sure you stick to sound engineering principles.
Rocket = Fires backwards….Machine guns= Fire forwards…..Got it, that’s certainly sound engineering, I’ll tell ya’ wat.
Aside from the design and technical specifications, you have to consider also the materials that you will use for your boat.
You can also make a model to help you see your dream boat before starting with its construction. Although, in these times, designing has benefited much of advanced technology and you can already make three dimensional designs with the help of your designing software.
Next to the Turbo Tax program in the software isle.
Of course, being able to see a three dimensional picture of your boat allows you to save time in changing some of the features that you want to change and helps you perfect what you want for your boat.
You can also find 3D boat design software these days that has pre-set boat designs that you can freely use and alter according to your preferred design.Although there are important requirements and considerations if you design your own boat, you don’t need to have past experience in boat building
Thank god
or you don’t have to be a genius in mathematics or engineering to be able to design your own boat.
Whew, I might be able to pull this off then…because believe you me, I’m no rocket scientist.
LETS GET STARTED!!!!
Whether you are an enthusiast in boating or fishing and you want to make your own style with your boat, it is actually possible and doable.
Oh goody, I’ve always wanted to build my own boat and gamble my family’s life on whether it floats or not.
Do-it-yourself projects are not just about those small household items at home or some cabinet making projects and other small woodworks, but you can also design your own boat and do it yourself as well.
“I’ve got a hammer, some nails and an old hand saw, where do I start”?
Especially if you love spending some of your free time fishing, or going out on the waters and enjoying the sea on your boat,
And how I do!!
you would sometimes wish you can make a boat of your own design, of your preferred speed and make.
Yes, you’re right!! I want a boat with rocket engines and machine guns on the front. Oh yeah, I want a pool and a helicopter pad on the back. OH, MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE SWEET!!!
These days where the software for designing is readily available, you can indeed design your own boat and have a boat with your preferred performance and speed.
Wait, so I need Boat Designing /Naval Architect type software? Where the fuk I’m I gonna get that?? Staples?
Designing your dream boat may not be mastered overnight,
I should think not, but I’ll give it a try.
but by keeping in mind some important considerations and with a good software that can help you make three dimensional boat designs, you can indeed make a design of your preference and a dream boat indeed.
WOW, I can make a rocket powered, machine gun boat with the hydrodynamic boat software I get from from Staples. AWESOME!!
Decide and plan on your objective. Indeed, you want to make your dream boat but you have also to consider if the design in your mind is seaworthy, if your design fits the performance you want it to be and if your design can be built. Define what you want to build –
ROCKET BOAT
you probably want to build the fastest boat
ROCKET
or a boat with features you can enjoy,
Machine guns and a pool
whatever it is, make a clear plan and how you would work on it.
Of course, you have to make sure also that your dream boat complies with sound engineering, and you have to consider also hydrostatics as well as making a little mathematics work.
I’ve got a calculator (Staples)
You have to consider about your safety in designing your boat by making sure you stick to sound engineering principles.
Rocket = Fires backwards….Machine guns= Fire forwards…..Got it, that’s certainly sound engineering, I’ll tell ya’ wat.
Aside from the design and technical specifications, you have to consider also the materials that you will use for your boat.
You can also make a model to help you see your dream boat before starting with its construction. Although, in these times, designing has benefited much of advanced technology and you can already make three dimensional designs with the help of your designing software.
Next to the Turbo Tax program in the software isle.
Of course, being able to see a three dimensional picture of your boat allows you to save time in changing some of the features that you want to change and helps you perfect what you want for your boat.
You can also find 3D boat design software these days that has pre-set boat designs that you can freely use and alter according to your preferred design.Although there are important requirements and considerations if you design your own boat, you don’t need to have past experience in boat building
Thank god
or you don’t have to be a genius in mathematics or engineering to be able to design your own boat.
Whew, I might be able to pull this off then…because believe you me, I’m no rocket scientist.
LETS GET STARTED!!!!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Thanks goodness you have that big building to work out of, those rocket boats need room to breath:sifone::sifone:
Wrinkleface
Founding Member
WTF was that???????:willy_nilly:
Luxury speed boat?It sounds good maybe she means the Sunseeker?
Slandrew
New member
:iagree:She's hot screw the brains!
:willy_nilly:
Airpacker
New member
The boat building blog has me thinking
Whether you are an enthusiast in boating or fishing and you want to make your own style with your boat, it is actually possible and doable.
Oh goody, I’ve always wanted to build my own boat and gamble my family’s life on whether it floats or not.
Do-it-yourself projects are not just about those small household items at home or some cabinet making projects and other small woodworks, but you can also design your own boat and do it yourself as well.
“I’ve got a hammer, some nails and an old hand saw, where do I start”? Home Depot
Especially if you love spending some of your free time fishing, or going out on the waters and enjoying the sea on your boat,
And how I do!!I like your idea of a fishin boat
you would sometimes wish you can make a boat of your own design, of your preferred speed and make.
Yes, you’re right!! I want a boat with rocket engines and machine guns on the front. Oh yeah, I want a pool and a helicopter pad on the back. OH, MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE SWEET!!!I recommend you put the rocket engines ON THE BACK
These days where the software for designing is readily available, you can indeed design your own boat and have a boat with your preferred performance and speed.
Wait, so I need Boat Designing /Naval Architect type software? Where the fuk I’m I gonna get that?? Staples?E Bay, better prices than Staples
Designing your dream boat may not be mastered overnight,
I should think not, but I’ll give it a try.Dream BIG
but by keeping in mind some important considerations and with a good software that can help you make three dimensional boat designs, you can indeed make a design of your preference and a dream boat indeed.
WOW, I can make a rocket powered, machine gun boat with the hydrodynamic boat software I get from from Staples. AWESOME!!
Decide and plan on your objective. Indeed, you want to make your dream boat but you have also to consider if the design in your mind is seaworthy, if your design fits the performance you want it to be and if your design can be built. Define what you want to build –
ROCKET BOAT
you probably want to build the fastest boat
ROCKET
or a boat with features you can enjoy,
Machine guns and a poolChicks dig jacuzzis
whatever it is, make a clear plan and how you would work on it.
Of course, you have to make sure also that your dream boat complies with sound engineering, and you have to consider also hydrostatics as well as making a little mathematics work.
I’ve got a calculator (Staples)Not sure why you would need "HYDROSTATICS" to drive your rocket powered boat but hey, maybe you could use them to run the anchor winch
You have to consider about your safety in designing your boat by making sure you stick to sound engineering principles.
Rocket = Fires backwards….Machine guns= Fire forwards…..Got it, that’s certainly sound engineering, I’ll tell ya’ wat.Like stated above, I suggest a planning change to move the rockets to the rear in order to avoid severe sun burn at throttle up
Aside from the design and technical specifications, you have to consider also the materials that you will use for your boat.No doubt the "Experts" at Home Depot can help you choose these materials
You can also make a model to help you see your dream boat before starting with its construction. Although, in these times, designing has benefited much of advanced technology and you can already make three dimensional designs with the help of your designing software.
Next to the Turbo Tax program in the software isle.
Of course, being able to see a three dimensional picture of your boat allows you to save time in changing some of the features that you want to change and helps you perfect what you want for your boat.
You can also find 3D boat design software these days that has pre-set boat designs that you can freely use and alter according to your preferred design.Although there are important requirements and considerations if you design your own boat, you don’t need to have past experience in boat building
Thank godIs experience in model building necessary? You may be screwed
or you don’t have to be a genius in mathematics or engineering to be able to design your own boat.
Whew, I might be able to pull this off then…because believe you me, I’m no rocket scientist.Paging CigDaze
LETS GET STARTED!!!!
Get er done Scotty
LaughingCat
New member
That thing read like a lesson from Jor-el to Superman while in the Ice Palace.
Switzer It
New member
she forgot Switzer... lol
