Wisconsin weinermobile crashes

Imagine explaining that you someone in a casual conversation.

So, what is it you do for a living? Uh I drive a hotdog.
 
Yeah. The Hershey Kissmobile used to visit the children's hospital. It was enormous and they always had these interns just out of, or still in college. They worked for a marketing/PR firm out of Chicago. The kissmobiles were big monsters. Funny when two 95 pound marketing chicks popped out in matching polos.

I am sure that it's the same with Oscar Meyer. The company doesn't coordinate that campaign. An agency does. Usually several identical vehicles and the "routes" are east and west of the mississippi. Their "tour" is planned all the way to the fall. Then they go back to school and the vehicles get stored for the winter. They can only do it for two years and then they get fired because the firm feels that they get blase and jaded after two tours and they start "phoning it in." I can picture it. "yeah, yeah we are the weiner mobile. Whatever. Where is the bar?"

About 20 years ago I met 10-12 weiner mobiles on I-80 in Illinois run'n in a pack. What would you even call that. Better leave that one for Rob:sifone:
 
Cops ketchup with Wienermobile

Arizona Daily Star

TUCSON, Ariz. _ Cops everywhere can rest a little easier now -- there's no longer a need to be on the lookout for a hot Wienermobile.

Oscar Mayer's super-sized fiberglass hot dog on a bun was pulled over Wednesday morning.

Blame a few bad keystrokes rather than the munchies for the unscheduled stop.

A bad computer entry mistakenly showed that the Wienermobile was sporting a stolen license plate, prompting an officer in an unmarked car to pull the dog over, said Officer Carmen Figueroa, a spokeswoman for the state Department of Public Safety.

A DPS officer in a marked patrol car and another on a motorcycle came by to get a closer look at the unusual stop.

An officer called the police agency that made the computer entry, talked with the Columbia Police Department in Wisconsin and learned that the entry should have read that the license plate had been stolen if it was on any vehicle that isn't a giant hot dog.

The Wienermobile -- with a Wisconsin license plate reading "YUMMY" -- was allowed to go about its business.

The state DPS was changing the computer entry so the Wienermobile and its driver can avoid future entanglements with the law, Figueroa said.
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would you let a woman drive your weiner?

would you let a woman park your wiener in her garage?

this appears to be the case, but Oscar's weiner was just to big....


<side thought> If said female was driving your weiner down the freeway, and drifted over the side onto the rumble strip, would it still be a weiner?? or a 70 mile per hour, 300 horsepower vibrator?

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