Who gives a flying phuk about Tiger Woods?

[THEJOKER]

Absolutely not. To be an athlete, you'd need to compete in a sport. Golf is a GAME. To wit...check out the aforementioned pics of John Daly and tell me you are looking at an athlete.

Obviously you don't play golf.

 

[THEJOKER]

sport definition sport (spôrt)

noun

1.any activity or experience that gives enjoyment or recreation; pastime; diversion
2.such an activity, esp. when competitive, requiring more or less vigorous bodily exertion and carried on, sometimes as a profession, according to some traditional form or set of rules, whether outdoors, as football, golf, etc., or indoors, as basketball, bowling, etc.

 

[Audiofn]

This is funny as hell!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to

 

[redhotsommer]

Obviously you don't play golf.

My perspective is as follows: I woke up this morning at 6 am and rode my mountain bike in the snow for over an hour...it was a decent workout. How many guys wake up early for their tee time and say "Honey, I'm going to go work out..."

Athlete= MMA fighter, basketball player, hockey player, football player, etc.

Gamer= Golfer, baseball player, curler, poker player.

The best use I've ever had for golf courses has been as collegiate cross country race courses...otherwise they are just a waste of space.

 

[Wrinkleface]

I looked at the You Tube video and it looked very staged every time he said I'm sorry he made a big deal to pause and look at the camera like it was rehearsed alot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8nseNP4s0

He had plenty of X at the clinic 2 draft & rehearse while whack'n off!!!!!

 

[Wrinkleface]

My perspective is as follows: I woke up this morning at 6 am and rode my mountain bike in the snow for over an hour...it was a decent workout. How many guys wake up early for their tee time and say "Honey, I'm going to go work out..."

Athlete= MMA fighter, basketball player, hockey player, football player, etc.

Gamer= Golfer, baseball player, curler, poker player.

The best use I've ever had for golf courses has been as collegiate cross country race courses...otherwise they are just a waste of space.

I just got back from the gym & did a 1/2 hour on the eliptical!!!!:biggrinjester::driving:

 

[THEJOKER]

I definitely disagree w/ Tiger's approach on being a cheater and liar but he's a great athlete. The way his dad raised him and his work ethic , he could of dominated any sport he applied himself to.

 

[THEJOKER]

I just got back from the gym & did a 1/2 hour on the eliptical!!!!:biggrinjester::driving:

You have to be one of the greatest athletes of all time - haha!:sifone:

 

[DollaBill]

I attempted to play golf once. Made it to the third hole and was like WTF is this about?? Phuk this I'll see you guys in the clubhouse. I can't think of ANYTHING more boring

 

[Edward R. Cozzi]

I played 18 holes twice in my life a long time ago. Got a 128 the first time and a 110 the second. I would rather be out on the lake than on a golf course.

 

[JupiterSunsation]

Golf is a sport with a social aspect that many others don't have. I have played since I was about 7. I worked at high end clubs in high school/college and have been as good as an 8 handicap. Today with boats, kids and other things to do I can't justify spending 1/4 of the weekend (daylight) out on the course. I could pick up a set of clubs tommorow and be a 12 handicap but free time is an issue.

 

[fund razor]

I definitely disagree w/ Tiger's approach on being a cheater and liar but he's a great athlete. The way his dad raised him and his work ethic , he could of dominated any sport he applied himself to.

In 1996, he weighed 158 and was 6'2".

Today, he weighs 182 and is in great physical condition.

Nonetheless... I don't think that it's accurate to project that he could dominate any sport that he applied himself to.

For example: Jockey, too big. NFL lineman, too small. Etc....

 

[fund razor]

Golf is a sport with a social aspect that many others don't have.

I have often said that it isn't how good you hit, it's whether anybody wants to spend 4 and a half hours in a cart with you.

 

[Slandrew]

He applied himself to hide the hot dog!:willy_nilly:

 

[Perlmudder]

He applied himself to hide the hot dog!:willy_nilly:

and did a great job of it!

 

[Buoy]

and did a great job of it!

On some very nice courses... Just not his home course.

 

[MacGyver]

On some very nice courses... Just not his home course.

And I bet all the grass was trimmed real nice :sifone:

 

[Buoy]

And I bet all the grass was trimmed real nice :sifone:

one could even say "well manicured"

 

[MarylandMark]

Golf is a sport with a social aspect that many others don't have.

+1

I'm a "bogey golfer"- 1ish over per hole, good enough to have fun but more importantly good enough for the important people to invite me along. Ever since I picked up my first club, golf has helped my bottom line.

 

[MacGyver]

Golfing or boating???

Who wants to spend a great day chasing a little white ball when you can be spreading your carbon footprint?


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