What's your morning routine?

[Sea-Dated]

First alarm at 5:15 to get up and turn on heater in the bathroom. Damn cold floors.
Back to sleep until 2nd alarm goes off at 6:15
Take Shower
Get Dressed
Take a dump
Take Dog out
Bring dog in and let dog wake up wife
Get Mt Dew or Starrbucks out of the fridge
Log onto work computer and check email
Fire up personal laptop and get on SOS
Start working at 7:00