Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that
intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
it has never tried to contact us."
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
A cement truck collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
gonna put a stop to siphoning.
Billie Holliday
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
under my arms instead.
Sue Kolinsky
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
-- Steven King, 3/8/90
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
with great force. -- Dorothy Parker
Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do
you really need a horn?
Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
it has never tried to contact us."
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
A cement truck collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
criminals.
Ronnie Corbett
They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
gonna put a stop to siphoning.
Billie Holliday
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
under my arms instead.
Sue Kolinsky
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
-- Steven King, 3/8/90
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
with great force. -- Dorothy Parker
Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do
you really need a horn?
Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
