So, you're driving and she's up on the bow with her ears flopping in the wind. She has her life-vest on, you don't. Script says you hit the iceberg at about 15mph, she gets saved by us and you go down with the ship. Years later she tells her story in a film when talking with her grandkids about who used to hold her leash.
We all get rich, you get a better headstone.
Am I missing anything?