unofficial sos poem

[Tony]

A guy named Fundy McChimp
Had a thing in his pants that was very

..ohh nevermind.

 

[fund razor]

A guy named Fundy McChimp
Had a thing in his pants that was very

..ohh nevermind.

That whole monkey thing is hot right now.

 

[Buoy]

Bobcat look what ya gone and done now...:ack2:

Now that John's into the Molson Ice, I'm guessing he goes all night.
This is like a post whore thread just for him.:biggrinjester:

 

[fund razor]

Bobcat just look what you've done.
I'm rhyming and having some fun
But bouy is right
I may go all dam night
Or until I have drank the last one.

 

[Offshoredrillin]

this will probably be less popular than the pin the tail on the stecz at kids parties


Beaded water,heavy rumble
proper dreams and such
a warm day and a fast boat
I don't ask for much

first you're grumpy and pissy, now you're gay...make up your mind already Francis.

 

[fund razor]

first you're pissy

It was the baby oil.

 

[Buoy]

Bobcat just look what you've done.
I'm rhyming and having some fun
But bouy is right
I may go all dam night
Or until I have drank the last one.

See what I mean...

This only the beginning...

 

[fund razor]

It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Suess.

Or Dr. Suess and Mr. Hyde... that's it!!

 

[fund razor]

See what I mean...

This only the beginning...

The ones that I can't post are the best.

 

[Davidmnc]

Post em.........see I can say **** and it just blanks it out!!!

 

[fund razor]

Process failed. Unable to give a damn.

lol.

 

[Davidmnc]

Process failed. Unable to give a damn.

lol.

Thank you!

 

[Buoy]

It was the baby oil.

That's incontinent with other reports.

 

[Bobcat]

there once was a girl from kilkenny
who's usual charge was a penny
but for half that sum
you could roger her bum
a source of amusement for many

 

[fund razor]

There was a Bobcat from Key West
Whose boat was once put to the test.
The skipper screamed "ouch"
as he bounced off the couch
and Bobcat can tell you the rest.

 

[Bobcat]

oh, and you are all bastages. I am going to put on my pink crocs and go ump softball. should be fun I am already half in the bag.:sifone:

 

[Buoy]

I am already half in the bag.:sifone:

Left or right?
Top or bottom?
front or back?

 

[fund razor]

Reminds me of a restaurant with a "half chicken."

I asked the waitress if it was the top or the bottom.

 

[Buoy]

Reminds me of a restaurant with a "half chicken."

I asked the waitress if it was the top or the bottom.

Once at a Denny's (the one on Buck rd. where I had my first job in HS) I was there for food after last call at the bar.
I ordered the Fried chicken, and a scrambled egg breakfast just to see which would come first.:sifone:

 

[Davidmnc]