U.S. Air sucks the big one!!!!

[phragle]

did you say "stop fighting ladies, lets just flip a coin to see which one of you gets to join the mile high club first?"

 

[Fever Mike]

My job has me flying every 2 weeks. I absolutly hate it and would rather leave a day early and drive but most of the time I can not do that. However I fly Southwest Airlines and they are much better than most. US Air is horrible and so is North West. Delta can be so-so but they can lose your bags in a heartbeat.
The whole airport experiance is nerve wracking and horrible.

 

[cosmic12]

:smilielol5:

so your saying you wiggled around in between then untill the sticky white creamy substance stuck them together?? get down wit yo bad self!! were they moaning when you hit turbulence?

look at the brite side, if the plane crashed.. you had plenty of padding :03:

you probably napped the whole flight, being all snuggely and warm...

when the pilot spooled up the turbines on takeoff, did the G-forces flatten them out, squishing you and leaving you gasping for air?

did you have the stewardess ask the capt. if the plane was listing to one side in flight?

did either of them start drooling over you peanuts?

did you have to ask for lube to get your tray table back in it's upright position?

did you get groped as they felt around for the seat belt extender??

did you fire up the Jenny Craig website on the laptop as a hint?

did you put some vicks on your upper lip to mask the smell??

did you place a whoopee cushion on the seat when one of them got up to use the head?

did you turn to the really ugly one and say "pull my finger?"

since you couldnt get the tray table down, did you think of asking if you could use one of their rolls of flab as an insulated cup holder?

did you say to the stewardess, "these 2 women are very lovely, but I'm kinda tired, do you think I could just curl up in the overhead compartment and take a nap?"

Did you say to one of them "hi, I'm fred..I own trick marine, I love big beautiful women, here's my number, lets get together sometime!"

or did you say "hi, I'm long duck dong, would you like to go for a boat ride on my fountain..it's supposed to be beautiful this weekend and I would love to rub you top to bottom with some coppertone"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Thank you I needed that:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::cheers2:

 

[Expensive Date]

so your saying you wiggled around in between then untill the sticky white creamy substance stuck them together?? get down wit yo bad self!! were they moaning when you hit turbulence?

look at the brite side, if the plane crashed.. you had plenty of padding :03:

you probably napped the whole flight, being all snuggely and warm...

when the pilot spooled up the turbines on takeoff, did the G-forces flatten them out, squishing you and leaving you gasping for air?

did you have the stewardess ask the capt. if the plane was listing to one side in flight?

did either of them start drooling over you peanuts?

did you have to ask for lube to get your tray table back in it's upright position?

did you get groped as they felt around for the seat belt extender??

did you fire up the Jenny Craig website on the laptop as a hint?

did you put some vicks on your upper lip to mask the smell??

did you place a whoopee cushion on the seat when one of them got up to use the head?

did you turn to the really ugly one and say "pull my finger?"

since you couldnt get the tray table down, did you think of asking if you could use one of their rolls of flab as an insulated cup holder?

did you say to the stewardess, "these 2 women are very lovely, but I'm kinda tired, do you think I could just curl up in the overhead compartment and take a nap?"

Did you say to one of them "hi, I'm fred..I own trick marine, I love big beautiful women, here's my number, lets get together sometime!"

or did you say "hi, I'm long duck dong, would you like to go for a boat ride on my fountain..it's supposed to be beautiful this weekend and I would love to rub you top to bottom with some coppertone"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Your a sick sick man:26:

 

[DonziGirl]

You guys have me all worried now! I thought I was flying through Delta (which is how I usually get to KW) but this year my tickets are through US Air. I've had problems in the past and I really don't want any this year! Flying the day after Christmas is just asking for it I guess. The good news is they can't lose my luggage. I already packed and sent it with Tony when he drove down.

 

[cosmic12]

You guys have me all worried now! I thought I was flying through Delta (which is how I usually get to KW) but this year my tickets are through US Air. I've had problems in the past and I really don't want any this year! Flying the day after Christmas is just asking for it I guess. The good news is they can't lose my luggage. I already packed and sent it with Tony when he drove down.

I am sorry to hear that, but don't get upset yet you Might have to save that for later. One thing I learned is that just because you have a paid booked ticket doesn't mean you get a seat. Get there as early as possible and get check in A.S.A.P. and keep your fingers crossed. Good Luck hope all goe's well for ya.

 

[Tommy Gun]

My job has me flying every 2 weeks. I absolutly hate it and would rather leave a day early and drive but most of the time I can not do that. However I fly Southwest Airlines and they are much better than most. US Air is horrible and so is North West. Delta can be so-so but they can lose your bags in a heartbeat.
The whole airport experiance is nerve wracking and horrible.

US Scare and Northworst...nice options.

 

[DonziGirl]

I am sorry to hear that, but don't get upset yet you Might have to save that for later. One thing I learned is that just because you have a paid booked ticket doesn't mean you get a seat. Get there as early as possible and get check in A.S.A.P. and keep your fingers crossed. Good Luck hope all goe's well for ya.

I found that out about Delta. I got bumped from them two years ago. they did give me a really nice hotel room, $200 cash and airport money for dinner though. I spent my airport money ($21) on drinks though and it was gone pretty fast...

 

[Ms PatriYacht]

Cosmic, how were they able to bump you, did you get there real close to the cut off time, and was it your first leg. That is the nice thing about printing a boarding pass at home and then scanning your ticket as soon as you arrive at the airport without having to go all the way to the gate. Checking in this way means you are less likely (at least in the case of Northwest) to get bumped. Flights are a lot fuller these days, so couple that with the holidays and bad weather and if you get bumped you are screwed because you can't always just walk on to the next flight. Anyone traveling should get there earlier than they are used to doing. Now if you are on a connecting flight that makes it harder to control

 

[Ms PatriYacht]

here is all the info you need to get the attention of someone higher up. I have always just started calling some of the VPs a lot of time you get the secretary but if you are persistent they will usually put you in touch with a mid level manager.

Another option is sending a letter to the CEO and include a copy of this thread. On the letter to the CEO also CC and mail it to several other US Air VP's. Be sure to mail it in a hand addressed, hand stamped, manila envelope with your return address, make sure you write personal in large letters on the outside, this way no one will open but the person who the letter is addressed to, don't even write their title on the envelope. Type the letter on your company's letterhead explaining what happened, include how often you travel, and how many others of your company travel as well. Be sure to butter the CEO up by saying things like I am sure you are interested in having such poor customer brought to your attention because I know that is not the type of service you expect your people to provide. Then outline what you would think would be a fair compensation, do this and I bet you will get some type of result.



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[YankeY]

You guys that live in airports - I don't know how you do it.
I'd be in prison for murder by now if I had to contend with that on a daily basis.

You become absolutely numb to stupid and inconsiderate.

Crap talking about plans made me realize

Continental - Tomorrow
US Air -Thursday
Delta - Friday
Delta - Sunday
US Air Wednesday
Southwest - Thursday

Now that sucks

 

[Buoy]

You become absolutely numb to stupid and inconsiderate.

Crap talking about plans made me realize

Continental - Tomorrow
US Air -Thursday
Delta - Friday
Delta - Sunday
US Air Wednesday
Southwest - Thursday

Now that sucks

Dude, I feel for ya.
It'd take one huge pile of money to get me to do that for my gig.
And I still would probably take somebody out and wind up in prison.

As a general rule, I don't like people.
Someone told me over 20 years ago:
"Most people are D!cks"
He was right.

 

[cosmic12]

Just got booked onto United for Jan 4 return jan 15 Oh I hope all goe's well

 

[Buoy]

Just got booked onto United for Jan 4 return jan 15 Oh I hope all goe's well

Don't count on it, but Good Luck!

 

[cosmic12]

Don't count on it, but Good Luck!

Wel I am going to Kansas City through Chi town:ack2:

 

[Buoy]

Chi-town is a cool place.
Kansas City - not so much.
Good luck buddy.

 

[YankeY]

As a general rule, I don't like people.
Someone told me over 20 years ago:
"Most people are D!cks"
He was right.

AMEN - In the airport...I have one thing on my mind F*CK OFF:boxing_smiley:

and Cosmic12 United through Chicago...good luck:seeya:

 

[cosmic12]

HA!!!! I just got an E-mail from the A-holes telling me to expect a special 1st class round trip ticket anywhere in the cont,US to be used any time I want with no restrictions. HA HA HA we'll see. I am still working on the reply.

 

[DonziGirl]

Did you ever get your ticket?


Actually - when I just flew to the Keys, this is the first flight in 4 years that hasn't been screwed up. The other years I flew Delta. It left pretty much on time, I made my connection and landed 5 minutes early. It was amazing.

 

[MarylandMark]

trailer park queen on the flight that has a screaming baby?

Why's she gotta be trailer park- like that is a bad thing???? :biggrinjester: