Tiger Woods wrecks Escalade......

The Woods' Family endorsement future.

Tiger- Golf Club Armored Escalades.

Elin- Womens Golf Balls that look like Tiger's head.

With a swing that good she should hit the LPGA tour. :)
 
Don't ever let your future wife join Mark.
Ever. :)

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Thankfully she could careless about boating websites. I post a lot so if one of these meatheads around here dropped a dime on me she would get lost in the many meaningless yibber yabber post before she would ever find any dirt on me!
 
Thankfully she could careless about boating websites. I post a lot so if one of these meatheads around here dropped a dime on me she would get lost in the many meaningless yibber yabber post before she would ever find any dirt on me!

they will go through every single one of them, trust me on this one . . . . .
 
Why? She's finer than a government check. :)

Okay, I actually meant he should threaten to deport her. Maybe he did. I certainly don't hear her talking about this too much.

Probably something to do with a pre-nup that says I can fack whoever I want, whenever I want. Don't like it? Here's $50k and a ticket back to the nanny job you had...
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back to the nanny job you had...

:D Well seeing as how she was a model beforehand, probably wouldn't be so bad for her. That's one nanny I would like keeping house...

And did anybody know she's got a twin? There's almost always a "good" and a "bad" twin...I wonder if Tiger wishes he hooked up with the other one?

I bet Elin is keeping quiet because if it went down like we think, with her taking a club to the window BEFORE he hit anything, she could be in trouble. I'm surprised nobody has poked around to see whether there was glass in the driveway.
 
:D Well seeing as how she was a model beforehand, probably wouldn't be so bad for her. That's one nanny I would like keeping house...

And did anybody know she's got a twin? There's almost always a "good" and a "bad" twin...I wonder if Tiger wishes he hooked up with the other one?

I bet Elin is keeping quiet because if it went down like we think, with her taking a club to the window BEFORE he hit anything, she could be in trouble. I'm surprised nobody has poked around to see whether there was glass in the driveway.
bingo:willy_nilly:
 
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