Thursday Titterers

[Ratickle]

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for
several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just
talking to her.:boobflash:On doing this she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and
suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.
The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his
wife.:boobflash:

He rushes out and tells the doctor. The doctor says this is amazing and is a
real break through. The doctor then suggests the man should go in and try
oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he
doesn’t want the man to be embarrassed.

The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet
and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened????? To which the man replies:


“She choked.”:ack2:

 

[Ratickle]

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator
up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll
open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will
close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove
my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will
buy me a drink.”

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped
his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator
closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a
beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. “I’ll pay anyone $100
who’s willing to give it a try”. A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a
hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up.

“I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer
bottle”:boobflash:.