Thursday Titterers

[Ratickle]

Communication Problems?

A couple are doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it.

He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'

She comes out onto the deck, nude still, because she can't hear::boobflash:

She replies by shaking her head.

So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.

She replies by pointing to her eye, points to her left breast, grabs her ass, then points to her crotch.

He runs up stairs and says, 'What?'



:huh:



:huh:



:huh:



She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'

 

[Ratickle]

A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

 

[rschap1]

Quite a bit of truth to that second one...

isn't there??

 

[old377guy]

love it!