At my place I can't even get a pizza delivered.
I've had furniture delivery guys get lost on the way here and had to call me...
Hell, even the Cable guy couldn't find my place.
If that kid made it to my house I'd not just buy, but bring him in for a beer.
Funny, the Jehovah Witness have made it here twice, but because of the weird layout of my house, they start knocking on the side door to my garage - ironically I never hear it.
My next door neighbor just put their house on the market yesterday. Getting good traffic today. I didn't think I was that bad of a neighbor. They've lived up here on the mountain for 30 yrs in 3 houses on the same dirt rd. Gonna miss them.