The Official, Unofficial Thread About Absolutely Nothing

[inbetween]

All this nothing is makin' my head spin

 

[Bobcat]

all right, this should be on the posting under the influence thread ,we had drinks with one of the project managers of the hotel we are building (he is down from port charlotte sp?) he hooks up with a lady at a bar,goes home with her, and pops two viagra, they are getting into it when her boyfriend shows up, they fight ,him naked with a raging erection, they fall down a set of stairs and the other guy is knocked out, how would you like to get beaten up by a naked guy with an erection? said it lasted 11 hours:rofl::rofl:

 

[inbetween]

I think metallica summed it up:

Nothing Else Matters

 

[mosi]

Is it possible to get too much of nothing?

 

[mosi]

I never know what to do when there is NOTHING to eat:drool5:

 

[Ratickle]

all right, this should be on the posting under the influence thread ,we had drinks with one of the project managers of the hotel we are building (he is down from port charlotte sp?) he hooks up with a lady at a bar,goes home with her, and pops two viagra, they are getting into it when her boyfriend shows up, they fight ,him naked with a raging erection, they fall down a set of stairs and the other guy is knocked out, how would you like to get beaten up by a naked guy with an erection? said it lasted 11 hours:rofl::rofl:

The fight or the erection?????


And what did he get knocked out with? A "Billy" club?

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

When I was a senior in high school, we got busted for pool hopping. I may have been somewhat under dressed for the event, in some people's opinion (I figured I was overdressed, I was wearing a suit, my birthday suit). I remember having to make an immediate "fight or flight" decision when the guy came out of his house shouting about calling the cops... I jumped out of the pool and charged him as all my other friends took off the other way (we had girls with us, so keep it in your pants). After about five strides towards the guy he kinda freaked out and started to run the other way... I tackled him, jumped up and took off. Some people have no sense of humor.

I wonder if he still tells his psychiatrist that story?

 

[Ratickle]

When I was a senior in high school, we got busted for pool hopping. I may have been somewhat under dressed for the event, in some people's opinion (I figured I was overdressed, I was wearing a suit, my birthday suit). I remember having to make an immediate "fight or flight" decision when the guy came out of his house shouting about calling the cops... I jumped out of the pool and charged him as all my other friends took off the other way (we had girls with us, so keep it in your pants). After about five strides towards the guy he kinda freaked out and started to run the other way... I tackled him, jumped up and took off. Some people have no sense of humor.

I wonder if he still tells his psychiatrist that story?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I'm sure even his shrink has nightmares about that story....

 

[fund razor]

I remember having to make an immediate "fight or flight" decision

So he chose both.

 

[Ratickle]

So he chose both.

Shoulda been a politician......:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

I never know what to do when there is NOTHING to eat:drool5:

man, I had to come back and look at that ass again:drool5:

 

[Ratickle]

man, I had to come back and look at that ass again:drool5:

Me too, from the waist down she must be a skier? Those legs could hurt you.....:26:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

It's funny for all the "extreme" stuff we do to bring us enjoyment (boats, cars, booze, etc.) sometimes its the little things that can make my day.

One of my new favorite things...

When I'm checking out a woman (in traffic or walking down the street) and then I look up at the person riding in the car with her.... And I know that other person sees me eyeballing her... and it's a teenage boy and I give them that look like "that's right MF, I'm checking out you mom! And you know what I'm thinking about doing to her!"

:26:

 

[Magic Medicine]

When I was a senior in high school, we got busted for pool hopping. I may have been somewhat under dressed for the event, in some people's opinion (I figured I was overdressed, I was wearing a suit, my birthday suit). I remember having to make an immediate "fight or flight" decision when the guy came out of his house shouting about calling the cops... I jumped out of the pool and charged him as all my other friends took off the other way (we had girls with us, so keep it in your pants). After about five strides towards the guy he kinda freaked out and started to run the other way... I tackled him, jumped up and took off. Some people have no sense of humor.

I wonder if he still tells his psychiatrist that story?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Thinkin' about buying the old lady a new ride. Something better to haul the kids around in.

I pitty the Foo that doesn't get outta her why now!

I love it when a plan comes together.:sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

It's funny for all the "extreme" stuff we do to bring us enjoyment (boats, cars, booze, etc.) sometimes its the little things that can make my day.

One of my new favorite things...

When I'm checking out a woman (in traffic or walking down the street) and then I look up at the person riding in the car with her.... And I know that other person sees me eyeballing her... and it's a teenage boy and I give them that look like "that's right MF, I'm checking out you mom! And you know what I'm thinking about doing to her!"

:26:

Is this the look?

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Is this the look?

Makes ladies dance and drop their pants! :26:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

The post so nice, I made it twice!

Cast
Zorro ................................. John Byner
Robot Zorro ......................... Shawn Wayans
Mrs. Zorro ........................... Rita Rudner
Scarlet Pimpernel ...... Curtis "Booger" Armstrong
King Arthur ......................... Cheech Marin
Man in the Iron Mask ................ Gina Gershon
Wise Nun .............................. Posh Spice
Stupid Nun .......................... Meryl Streep
Time Traveler #1 ......... Stone Cold Steve Austin
Orangutan at Dance ..................... "Puddles"
Gay-Seeming Prince ................. Spalding Gray
Man Beating Mule .................... Eric Roberts
Mule Beating Man ........................... "Gus"
Hiccuping Narrator ......................... Pele
President Van Buren ................. Robert Evans
Corky ............................ Anthony Hopkins
Voice of Magic Taco ............. James Earl Jones

The Producers would like to thank:
Film Board of Canada
The Philadelphia Flyers
The Makers of Whip Balm
Mr. Robert Guccione
The Teamsters Pension Fund
AAABest Bail Bonds
Mr. and Mrs. Curtis "Booger" Armstrong

 

[Buoy]

Is the guy in the third pic wearing a "Sunkin" shirt??

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Yah, I was wearing a sunkin for president shirt that day, but I can't remember where I got it.