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If I won the lottery, you know what I'd buy? I'd buy a new ass, because this one's got a crack in it.



you say that like it's a problem... I had a friend who raced barstow to vegas on a quad after not riding for months.... he got monkey butt so bad that it healed together..he had to go to the hospital to get his azz recracked.....
 
He is an excellent story teller

And so, rather than risk looking like an ******* for going to jail for either beating up a transvestite, or worse, getting my ass kicked by a pile of transvestites,


I still can't stop laughing
 
you say that like it's a problem... I had a friend who raced barstow to vegas on a quad after not riding for months.... he got monkey butt so bad that it healed together..he had to go to the hospital to get his azz recracked.....

Never had good quads when I was racing. But I hated the long desert races on my bikes.

Did they have to drill a new hole too?
 
Never had good quads when I was racing. But I hated the long desert races on my bikes.

Did they have to drill a new hole too?

You offering? :sifone:

Monkey butt! That's awesome. I've never heard the term before but man, you know exactly what it is, as soon as you hear it!
 
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