I met a Magical Irish ☘ Fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.
" I wish to live forever, " I said.
" Sorry ," said the Fairy, " That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant ."
"Fine," I said, I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests! "
" You crafty little bastard, " replied the Fairy.