Jack and Jill were working in the jack factory and times being tough, the foreman knew he was going to have to downsize but he couldn't decide which one should go. Jill was working hard but started getting a headache and left the line to get a drink and take some aspirin. The foreman approached her and said "I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off". Jill replied, "You're going to have to jack off because I have a fvcking headache."