The drunk call thread.

[buck]

Here's another official thread for the masses.

We need to air out the drunk calls we gave to members here and or got from them. Prefer to keep things up to date with recent calls.

You know...So and so, who I haven't talked to in months, called me Friday night drunker than who chit in the ditch wanting to know the meaning of a Donkey Punch so he could look smart in front of the hoes.

For the record, this just very thing just happened to me from one of our members.

Probably wouldn't hurt to go ahead and post contact numbers so we know who we can count on in our times of need. You know, the guy you are guaranteed will answer his phone regardless of the time or situation and not be pissed.

I hope your mouth tastes like half the Chinese army took a dump in it tomorrow morning Audio!!!

Let's hear it boys....

Buck

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Here's another official thread for the masses.


I hope your mouth tastes like half the Chinese army took a dump in it tomorrow morning Audio!!!

Let's hear it boys....

Buck

Is this how you warm up to boating season?

 

[buck]

Just got call number two from him.

Have you ever heard someone laugh in a Bostonian accent? I'm gonna have to get him down here and teach him a real accent.

Buck

 

[BY U BOY]

Here's another official thread for the masses.

We need to air out the drunk calls we gave to members here and or got from them. Prefer to keep things up to date with recent calls.

You know...So and so, who I haven't talked to in months, called me Friday night drunker than who chit in the ditch wanting to know the meaning of a Donkey Punch so he could look smart in front of the hoes.

For the record, this just very thing just happened to me from one of our members.

Probably wouldn't hurt to go ahead and post contact numbers so we know who we can count on in our times of need. You know, the guy you are guaranteed will answer his phone regardless of the time or situation and not be pissed.

I hope your mouth tastes like half the Chinese army took a dump in it tomorrow morning Audio!!!

Let's hear it boys....

Buck

LMFAO:sifone::rofl:

 

[Bobcat]

filthy hillbilly is right:lurk5:

 

[Audiofn]

bUCK i AM AS DURNK AS TEY CUM IN MY DRUNK ASASDFALKJ DFA STATE i THINK IT NOT FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OR ME YOU AZZ HAT TANK GOD FOR DESIGNATED DRIVERS O FO SURE i BE IN JAIL OR SUM TING

 

[LaughingCat]

how about lurkers who converted to active posters that want to harrass the sexy womEN ON THE BOARD BUT ARE TOO HAMMERED AT TIMES TO DO IT? IF WE ARE THINKING OPF DRUNK DIALING CERTAIN MEMBERS BUT NEVER GET AROUND TO IT, DO WE GET CREDIT? Oops. caplocks on, sorry. just drunk yelling. anywho, do we get credit for the "intended drunk dialing?"

 

[Audiofn]

uk um all I say!!!!

 

[Bobcat]

bUCK i AM AS DURNK AS TEY CUM IN MY DRUNK ASASDFALKJ DFA STATE i THINK IT NOT FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OR ME YOU AZZ HAT TANK GOD FOR DESIGNATED DRIVERS O FO SURE i BE IN JAIL OR SUM TING

uh, airtime?

 

[Audiofn]

airtime aint got chit on my that homo with da broke knee ***ot

 

[LaughingCat]

that's som messed up stuff

 

[buck]

Wake your azz up Jon!!!!!!

 

[MarylandMark]

how about lurkers who converted to active posters that want to harrass the sexy womEN ON THE BOARD BUT ARE TOO HAMMERED AT TIMES TO DO IT? IF WE ARE THINKING OPF DRUNK DIALING CERTAIN MEMBERS BUT NEVER GET AROUND TO IT, DO WE GET CREDIT? Oops. caplocks on, sorry. just drunk yelling. anywho, do we get credit for the "intended drunk dialing?"

Use this

http://www.bored.com/dialpeople/index.php

That way if it is funny you get credit, if it is not you can blame it on Buck

 

[yesrej]

Here's another official thread for the masses.

We need to air out the drunk calls we gave to members here and or got from them. Prefer to keep things up to date with recent calls.

You know...So and so, who I haven't talked to in months, called me Friday night drunker than who chit in the ditch wanting to know the meaning of a Donkey Punch so he could look smart in front of the hoes.

For the record, this just very thing just happened to me from one of our members.

Probably wouldn't hurt to go ahead and post contact numbers so we know who we can count on in our times of need. You know, the guy you are guaranteed will answer his phone regardless of the time or situation and not be pissed.

I hope your mouth tastes like half the Chinese army took a dump in it tomorrow morning Audio!!!

Let's hear it boys....

Buck

sounds like tantrum and stecz.