MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,761 (315): idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,762 (973): remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels? (973): it happened again.
(973): remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels? (973): it happened again.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,764 (256): oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,765 (806): Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,766 (319): Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,767 (734): i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
(734): i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,768 (401): I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,769 (401): we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have ****ed me either.
(401): we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have ****ed me either.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,770 (661): His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
(661): His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,771 (401): I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,772 (315): we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,773 (317): What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,774 (203): There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
(203): There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,775 (715): I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,776 (973): Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,777 (509): He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,779 (630): Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
MacGyver Charter Member Jun 23, 2010 #1,780 (516): And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
(516): And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
