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State of the Union Drinking Game!!!
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Wardey
Founding Member
OK Hrere you go:
Get ready for Obama’s State of the Union speech tonight! Stock up on your favorite beverages and play the game below…along with Obama Lama Ding Dong on TV!
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Event
Instructions
Obama says "let me be clear"
Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy"
Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake"
Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."
He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something
Do two shots
Obama yells back
Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs"
Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care"
Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal
STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo
Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over
Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"
Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you"
Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti
Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross
NOTE: This in no way encourages binge drinking. This is comedy. If you actually drank as much as we suggested you would die, so do not do that.
Get ready for Obama’s State of the Union speech tonight! Stock up on your favorite beverages and play the game below…along with Obama Lama Ding Dong on TV!
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Event
Instructions
Obama says "let me be clear"
Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy"
Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake"
Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."
He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something
Do two shots
Obama yells back
Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs"
Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care"
Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal
STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo
Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over
Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"
Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you"
Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti
Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross
NOTE: This in no way encourages binge drinking. This is comedy. If you actually drank as much as we suggested you would die, so do not do that.
clayinaustin
Charter Member
OK, I'm drunk! :ack2:
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Obama and the entire Congress better focus on jobs!
Their jobs!
If they don't do something fast to help this economy, they will be looking for new jobs after November!
Their jobs!
If they don't do something fast to help this economy, they will be looking for new jobs after November!
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Did he just say "build more nuclear power plants?" and "Open up more offshore areas for drilling?"
Oh, OK. He is talking about climate change and "cap and trade".
Oh, OK. He is talking about climate change and "cap and trade".
clayinaustin
Charter Member
He finally said "health insurance reform"
Wrinkleface
Founding Member
Mac, put that I'm get'n my gas & mortgage paid video up again!!!:ack2:
glassdave
Founding Member / Competitor
Time to sit back, enjoy a few beers and listen to the lies and BS from our fearless leader. But I need a drinking game to make this more funarty:
thats easy . . . . just do a shot everytime everybody stands up for a round of applause
:willy_nilly:
Wrinkleface
Founding Member
thats easy . . . . just do a shot everytime everybody stands up for a round of applause
Any prizes given out tonight???????????????????:biggrinjester:
tommymonza
New member
Those Dumbazzes would clap everytime one of them one of them jumped in to a volcano.to stupid to realize they are all in the same line.
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tommymonza
New member
Watching Biden in the background is painful, what an azz.
clayinaustin
Charter Member
clayinaustin
Charter Member
jayboat
Banned
Awesome.
Edward R. Cozzi
Founding Member
This country is in grave trouble.
