Soldier Wakes Up and Chews His Own Arm OFF

[catastrophe]

A soldier stationed near Ft. Bragg awoke after his wedding day to find someone he couldnt remember marrying.
She was lying on his arm.

 

[phragle]

he has that "Help me please!" look on his face...and you know she's thinking SUCKER!!!!!!

 

[cigdaze]

Even better than this???????????

 

[mosi]

A soldier stationed near Ft. Bragg awoke after his wedding day to find someone he couldnt remember marrying.
She was lying on his arm.

That's why there is ....Don't ask.....Don't tell

 

[insanity]

She or He????

 

[fund razor]

Hopefully after she is married she doesn't let herself go.

 

[catastrophe]

QUOTE=fund razor;470483]Hopefully after she is married she doesn't let herself go.[/QUOTE]


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[DollaBill]

Hopefully after she is married she doesn't let herself go.

thanks. I needed that :cheers2::smash::sifone:

 

[Perlmudder]

but i bet she has a GREAT personality...

 

[dykstra]

but i bet she has a GREAT personality...

Hilarious!

 

[imco offshore]

that is why we have spay and neuter clinics in the us,,thanks Bob Barker..

 

[old377guy]

but i bet she has a GREAT personality...

and if her plan A falls through, there's brother Clay who's always on the lookout for new talent

 

[POWERPLAY33]

Almost did the same morning after the last trip to the bar:ack2: FUK I can't wait for bikini season:sifone:

 

[Smarty]

She or He????

I was instantly thinking the same thing, the bride looks manly/manish. He must have been pretty liquored up that day.

 

[sweet addiction]

I love how Clay's name is in like every post I read. Funny stuff. :sifone:

and if her plan A falls through, there's brother Clay who's always on the lookout for new talent

 

[MarylandMark]

Was I the only one that caught the name of the file in post 1?

Hint: Dolla make ya holla