Should I part out??

[phragle]

I have this friend, lets call him 'Tim'. Anyways when I first met him, he was a lot of fun to hang out with. We went boating together, worked on boats, went to pokerruns, races etc.... He was a pretty cool guy. But lately the last couple of months.. he lost his job and his girlfriend, owes me a few bucks, never buys rounds at the bar, always cockblocking me and has just become pretty much an all around downer. Anyways, since he isn't worth much as a friend anymore, How much do you think I could get for his kidneys?? I'm gonna put his liver up on craigslist, and I know hearts fetch a lot of money so I am going to put the heart on Ebay no reserve. if anybody needs any parts, let me know, and I will try to get piks.

 

[Davidmnc]

What kind of shape is his liver in?

 

[t500hps]

You could get a fortune as a penil implant donner.......the guys sounds like a big dick!!!

 

[fund razor]

Start out slow. Make him give blood and then buy you a round.

 

[MacGyver]

Ebay won't do body parts. Might have to do classifieds.

 

[03darkshadow]

i'd like a new large intestine.

 

[Wrinkleface]

i'd like a new large intestine.

go 2 a gastroenterologist! they will enlarge your rear 4 ya!!!:sifone::seeya:

 

[03darkshadow]

go 2 a gastroenterologist! they will enlarge your rear 4 ya!!!:sifone::seeya:

ya dirty old man

 

[Bobcat]

I'll take a spare ;

 

[bulletbob]

I will trade an all original 1985 Blazer with 194000 miles, smokes a little for a kidney. Through in a 1960 buick convertible for the pair.