Saturday Snorters.....

[Ratickle]

The IRS sent my Tax forms back! AGAIN!!!


I guess it was because of my response to the question: List all dependents?


I replied -12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico;
and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.




Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.:huh:

 

[Ratickle]

A man dies and goes to hell. He's met at the gates by Satan himself.:reddevil:

Satan says, "I know you're probably scared right now, but hell isn't that bad! Do you like to drink?"

The man says, "Sure I do."

Satan says, "Then you're going to love Fridays around here! All the beer you can drink! Do you like to smoke?"

The man says, "Sure do!"

Satan says, "Then you'll love Saturdays around here! All the cigars you want, hand-rolled by topless succubi!

Do you like to do drugs?"

The man says, "You bet I do! That's how I died!"

Satan says, "Then you'll love Sundays around here! All the heroin, crack, and meth you want!

Do you like taking it up the rear?"

The man says, "Oh, god, no!":ack2:

Satan says, "You're going to really hate Mondays..."

 

[old377guy]

i guess back door Mondays are only popular in certain very specific parts of the country

 

[Bobcat]

Is that a shot at me mister ??

 

[old377guy]

Is that a shot at me mister ??

if the shoe fits.................

 

[Bobcat]

I wear boots pal!:USA:

 

[Ratickle]

He could have been talking about San Francisco.....