Saturday Snicker

[Ratickle]

A Male Fairy Tale:


Once upon a time in a land far far away a young and handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!"







And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big breasted cheerleaders and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan. He never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony or lost his house. He played with guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell. He had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and lived happily ever after..............

The end

 

[clayinaustin]

You had me at skinny long-legged big breasted cheerleaders

 

[Bobcat]

 

[Bobcat]

My new motto:cheers2:

 

[Ratickle]

I keep clicking on yes, but no wine shows up??????

 

[Ratickle]

My new motto:cheers2:

You'll look like this if you follow that rule.....

 

[Bobcat]

I prefer to mix it up

 

[old377guy]

Dog Beers indeed!!:biggrinjester:

 

[Mark]

Words to live by!