When you are the only one in the room, call your GF/wife/voicemail or whatever and start saying that you really think your boss is great, that you want to be like him one day, you love working for him and don't under stand why all of your co-workers think he is such a pr1ck that likes young boys and rumor is (insert name of dude you like the least) has been nailing the bosses wife.
Boss was having a fit for some of the websites that were turning up in the monitoring so one day when he was working and stepped out of the room, one of my co-workers went over to his terminal and searched a few risque sites under his account. Had all I could do to keep a straight face after ROFLMAO.