retirement plan

[Bgchuby01]

> Patriotic Retirement Plan
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> There has to be something wrong with this because it makes
> too much sense and it is too simple! as
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> This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday.
> The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the
> Economy?"
> I think this guy nailed it!
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> Dear Mr. President:
>
> Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
> Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the
> money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
>
> You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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> There are about 40 million people over 50 in the workforce. Pay
> them each $1 million severance for early retirement with the following
> stipulations:
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> 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment
> fixed.
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> 2) They MUST buy a new American car. Forty million cars ordered -
> Auto industry fixed.
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> 3) They MUST either buy a house or payoff their existing mortgage -
> Housing crisis fixed.
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> It can't get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have
> all members of Congress pay their taxes.
>
> If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
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> If not, please disregard.
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[Ratickle]

Well, unless my head is screwed up tonight, a million million is a trillion. So 40 miilion people at 1 million $ is 40 trillion dollars. 20 years of total federal spending.

 

[clayinaustin]

Well, unless my head is screwed up tonight, a million million is a trillion. So 40 miilion people at 1 million $ is 40 trillion dollars. 20 years of total federal spending.

Your math is correct. The guy who originally wrote it is an idiot. The paper that published it is a joke. The person who posted it here is a spammer.

Now get to work!

 

[Wobble]

Your math is correct. The guy who originally wrote it is an idiot. The paper that published it is a joke. The person who posted it here is a spammer.

Now get to work!

Why dont you just say whats on your mind:sifone:

 

[clayinaustin]

Why dont you just say whats on your mind:sifone:

I would, but I'm afraid what people on the internet might think of me! :rofl:

 

[VtSteve]

I always thought that one was particularly funny. While doing the drive-by government attack, show them how really good you are in math yourself. Makes this year's goverment look downright cheap by comparison :USA: