Questions that will never be answered...

[Buoy]

So, I'm putting away laundry this afternoon...
Last week, I wore 3 identical pair of brown dress socks.
I have an even number of feet (2, just like most).
All socks went into hamper in pairs.
Have to be of the assumption that when hamper was emptied, all socks went into washer, (hamper empty), and then into dryer (washer empty).
How the hell do I now only have 5 socks?

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Transdimensional portal in your dryer.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Your sock returned to its home universe. You should be happy for it.

 

[MacGyver]

A rift in the time/space continuum?

 

[Buoy]

Your sock returned to its home universe. You should be happy for it.

Can we round up some illegal immigrants and stuff them in there?

 

[MacGyver]

Actually I'm still guessing where one of my socks magically disappeared to also.

 

[Buoy]

Will it also work with ex-wives?

I may have a new business opportunity.:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

brown socks.................................brown crocs !:dupe:

 

[MacGyver]

So, I'm putting away laundry this afternoon...
Last week, I wore 3 identical pair of brown dress socks.

I don't even own three pairs of dress socks, just one pair. Only used for weddings and funerals. Both sad days

 

[BBB725]

That's why all my socks are white:sifone:

 

[Bobcat]

I only practice "safe socks" in the laundryroom:03:

 

[Tony]

I seem to have that problem with my black dress socks as well. Let me know if you figure out where they go.

-Donzi

 

[MacGyver]

Why are complete idiots in position to make decisions that they have no clue as to the outcome? That piece of paper on the wall doesn't make you street smart.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Why are complete idiots in position to make decisions that they have no clue as to the outcome? That piece of paper on the wall doesn't make you street smart.

Then again, they're not working on the street...

Sorry bud, sounds like you're having a bad day. Have a couple of coldies and sit in a law chair shooting at the neigbor's cat with a pellet pistol. That always cheers me up! :sifone:

 

[cuda]

That's why all my socks are white:sifone:

Mine too. I have one pair of black Sunday go to meeting socks.

 

[mosi]

That's why I paint my feet before I go out.


No socks for me.

 

[MacGyver]

Then again, they're not working on the street...

Sorry bud, sounds like you're having a bad day. Have a couple of coldies and sit in a law chair shooting at the neigbor's cat with a pellet pistol. That always cheers me up! :sifone:

Thanks. Yup...bad the DFC owner on a job really pizzed me off today. She is so phucking stupid :cuss: What would have been a quality, professional electrical service installation turned into a battle over field stone......that was totally hidden behind the panel I was installing. Now the Biitch is gonna get an ugly hack job just to get the panel on the wall. Stupid cun.......

 

[Buoy]

Brown socks are for going on job interviews, black socks are for formal occasions.
I don't think the brown socks had ever been worn before, but the job search warrants it.

All other socks are white.

 

[JupiterSunsation]

So, I'm putting away laundry this afternoon...
Last week, I wore 3 identical pair of brown dress socks.
I have an even number of feet (2, just like most).
All socks went into hamper in pairs.
Have to be of the assumption that when hamper was emptied, all socks went into washer, (hamper empty), and then into dryer (washer empty).
How the hell do I now only have 5 socks?

UPS guy take the brown one since he thought it was his.......he was over making a special delivery to the Mrs? :rofl:

 

[Buoy]

UPS guy take the brown one since he thought it was his.......he was over making a special delivery to the Mrs? :rofl:

The Mrs. has been at work, I been at home looking for a job.