PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

Although the wind is out of the NE ......the BEER is out of the fridge......and it is cold....and plentiful:reddevil:
 
It's Thursday and I got off early, stopped and picked up some beer on the way home from work......and all day I have been sitting in the A/C and gazing out over the Ocean and wondering about things

1) How long till the oil gets to KW

2) What will happen when they detonate a small Nuclear device underwater to seal the leaks (multiple leaks that the Russian research team just discovered , they used the term fractured sea floor, as in the entire alluvial plain)

3) Why would a 40 plus year old mother have a website where she poses half nude,(more veins than the Comstock lode:ack2:) and has never owned a boat be such a c*nt?:confused:

4)Since the oil spill Cat 5 Hurricanes are now considered a "nuisance"

5) sippin on some Jim Beam

6) Port o lets.......remember this one as it will come into play in a near future...

7) Thursdays are f*cked for TV (except for 30 Rock)

8) The twin engine boat is going in the water on Sunday.

9) It will probably be in the shop on Monday:sifone:
 
I drank a vodka and diet 7 and touched my boat in an impure way. :) :o

1) soon.
2) that will suck.
3) because she is a skank.
4) they still suck. (can be used on prior answer if desired.)
5) smirnoff. it's what's for dinner
6) race me
7) yes. Even my family guy is bumped
8) yes again. let's all get twin engine boats wet soon.
9) it will probably be in the shop in 10 days.
 
In the mean while on FB I am having a nice conversation with a scientist who has worked with the Russians when they were doing robotic sub dives on the Titanic. I am in way over my head.......but the twenty percent I understand is fascinating.
 
I drank vodka while I ate chinese so I will be drunk again in two hours.

Plus... that and being on the internet qualifies me as an expert. Tell him I said hi.
 
How about thus far and I conquer ! ( I stole that I conquer from the Simpsons,nobody gets it!):willy_nilly:
 
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