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Hooters for dinner tonight.
How did I drop over $50 in chicken wings, fries, onion rings and 6 beers??
I'm not even eligible yet to post in this thread...
My waitress wasn't very hot.
There were a few other in the place that were much better.

There was a hostess type gal that welcomed us when we walked in the door to guide us to the table.
She was wearing a Polo shirt that said Hooters, but she didn't have any.
I mean NONE.
We're talking training bra. There was just nothing there.
Cute girl, and very pleasant and cordial, but, she needed some tips in trying to make her boobs look she at least had some.
If she was underage and only working part-time, please don't send Chris Hanson my way.
But she shouldn't be working there anyway if she's under 18, and she should have boobs, otherwise it's "almost" false advertising.
 
From everyone that I have been into, the name is wrong. place should have been called "Buns" because the chicks usually have better asses than tits......
 
From everyone that I have been into, the name is wrong. place should have been called "Buns" because the chicks usually have better asses than tits......

Good point!!
And now that you mention that, I did notice some great "Buns" on all the girls.

I still have to say, out here, the "Tilted Kilt" kicks a$$ on "talent", and about the same in food.
Alcohol...
Who can you screw that up??
 
Hooters for dinner tonight.
How did I drop over $50 in chicken wings, fries, onion rings and 6 beers??
I'm not even eligible yet to post in this thread...
My waitress wasn't very hot.
There were a few other in the place that were much better.

There was a hostess type gal that welcomed us when we walked in the door to guide us to the table.
She was wearing a Polo shirt that said Hooters, but she didn't have any.
I mean NONE.
We're talking training bra. There was just nothing there.
Cute girl, and very pleasant and cordial, but, she needed some tips in trying to make her boobs look she at least had some.
If she was underage and only working part-time, please don't send Chris Hanson my way.
But she shouldn't be working there anyway if she's under 18, and she should have boobs, otherwise it's "almost" false advertising.

You had a Chris Hanson night all the way around, hmmm? :D
 
Drinking by myself again, watching the most recent Iron Maiden concert movie... Man, I like Maiden, but overall, this is massively lame.
 
Im home shizzled....had a nice bot ride to a rest....good steak....ho's were pimped, boats run aground, fires blazed.. donuts spun... unintentional kool aid consumed.. no names will be mentioned......
 
where to begin, rained all day and I went to TK's to watch Illinois whoop the **** out of misery, then on to the schooner wharf, then onto the conch farm,(go BYU)then onto the green parrot(good band) then I stopped at bogards to hoist a few with the irish, but there were some scowsers mixed in the crowd who were dabbling in wonders of cocaine, so after twenty minutes of "why the americans didn't win WWII" (in rapid slurring liverpoolian stuck on a loop cocaine binge) I stopped at the circle crack for a roadie and ambled home to find out everyone had crashed already , not drunk enough to sleep but too drunk to read:seeya:
 
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