PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Bobcat]

it all looks the same when you are brown bagging it in the gutter:sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

it all looks the same when you are brown bagging it in the gutter:sifone:

And that's why I'm fond of Early Times. The plastic bottle is much less likely to shatter and slash one of your arteries when you pass out and fall on top of it.

 

[Bobcat]

the gutter.............hobos last chance


the end of the road.........

that's where I met her................

she only had one tooth......but damn if she didn't take care of it properly..



it was her fort knox ............her eldorado.....



that tooth was a scraper though

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Guess what I'm doing....

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

that tooth was a scraper though

That made the hair on the back of my neck stand up... It only takes one Black'N'Decker-Pecker-Wrecker to a little taste of the Fear into you...

 

[Bobcat]

Boogerpocalypse is closer than you realize

 

[Mark]

1. Woodford Reserve

Now, you might be thinking, How can he say Baker's is the most flavorful bourbon of the bunch and then rate Woodford Reserve above it? Because intensity of flavor isn't everything. If you like drinking bourbon the way people who really like drinking bourbon like drinking bourbon, when you drink bourbon, you want to drink a lot of it. And if you're going to drink a lot of it, Woodford Reserve is the bourbon you want to be drinking. The taste is gingery, sharp, and light, and it never dulls the tongue. Your fifth tastes a lot like the first and the buzz is ****ing divine. I don't know what the people who make this stuff do in the distilling process, but it's clearly filtered more, or uses a far better quality of water, than any of the other brands. Every bourbon talks about how it's crafted from the essence of some pristine spring or creek. Woodford actually tastes like it. True or not, you get the sense you're drinking something made in an entirely organic process. And the next day confirms its purity. Of all the liquors here, this is the easiest on the body - an almost hangover-free whiskey. The other nice thing about Woodford is it's a fine summer bourbon. Knob Creek, Baker's, Turkey... these are a bit too heavy for the summer. A Woodford on the rocks works as well in seersucker at a summer wedding as it does on the couch, watching Detroit and Dallas embarrass themselves in the usual post-Thanksgiving rituals. Adding up all the factors a person could asses in bourbon, I can this without hesitation - you can never, ever go wrong with Woodford Reserve.

Recommended for: Brunch, breakfast, bar mitzvahs, drives through the countryside, the symphony, funerals, wakes, Ramadan, do-it yourself oil changes, patching the roof of the garage, dance marathons, Take Back the Night marches, children's soccer games, Psoriasis Awareness Week, first holy communions, steeplechase, Spanish Civil War re-enactments, marriage counseling, kite-surfing, deep water competitive swimming, AA Meetings, cat shows, Flag Day, swinging parties, pre-teen beauty pageants, black masses, skeetshooting, marlin fishing, Lent, public executions, cliff diving, pottery classes, whale watching, moped jousting and exotic piercing preparation.

Agreed! Gave my GF's father a bottle to take back to Japan. Good sheet!

 

[Bobcat]

this thread needs a violent drunken step dad that comes home late at night and instills fear and loathing in it's constituents

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

this thread needs a violent drunken step dad that comes home late at night and instills fear and loathing in it's constituents

Any more of that nonsense and I swear I'll hit you with my shoe! WHAT!?! Are you seriously smirking at me?! I'm going to hit you so hard that the next time you try to smile the only person who's going to see it is your proctologist. Oh sure... tell your mother you're going to move in with your REAL dad! She's a whore anyhow! Wait 'til I *urp*) get a hold of HER! All her fault... and Bettman... That f*cking Bettman... cheating bastard... I, uh, have to... ahhh...

WHA!?

I'll f*cking kill you, you little bastard... Now where the f*ck is my bottle of Early Times!!!!

Where'd everyone go?!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

You little bastards better run! Its launchtime!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

This is your fault Bob, I had 10# on my stepfather when I was 13 and have 110# on him now. And he didn't drink... All you bro!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Was that "coverage" or "cove rage" I'm confused and it probably going to make an important difference to how I respond...

 

[Bobcat]

I'll not be lured into disparaging remarks about the best damn step dad who touched me in semi inappropriate ways

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

So what happens if you touched your step dad or priest in innapropriate ways... I mean, like you never hear about that, but you know it has to happen...

 

[Bobcat]

I was touched by an angel once.................





an anahiem angel

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Awww come on Bob, it's a little weird, but at the end of the day, you have to admit... John Lackey is a good kisser!

 

[Bobcat]

I'll have to go look , I don't follow A.L. baseball!:sifone:

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I shall restore myself to the bar at this point... Later b!tches!

 

[fund razor]

I shall restore myself to the bar at this point... Later b!tches!

I am looking forward to your episode of Intervention. Keep the faith man. Don't give up too easy. Rehab is for suckers.

 

[fund razor]

So what happens if you touched your step dad or priest in innapropriate ways... I mean, like you never hear about that, but you know it has to happen...

I would really rather hear about Debra LaFave. No Dad's or Priests please.