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just back from circle Krack, as I am walking out the front door there is a smoking hot girl on a scooter waiting for a friend, our eyes meet ,she checks me out,I got the visor on with blond hair spilling out, nice tan decent shape and she is hooked, she starts to smile and say something, then she notices the 18 pack of busch light in my hand,her face fell and I knew it was over.......
 
just back from circle Krack, as I am walking out the front door there is a smoking hot girl on a scooter waiting for a friend, our eyes meet ,she checks me out,I got the visor on with blond hair spilling out, nice tan decent shape and she is hooked, she starts to smile and say something, then she notices the 18 pack of busch light in my hand,her face fell and I knew it was over.......

If you had more than 5 full ones left, you may have had a chance....
 
Besides, I didn't feel like flying down there with the nice weather here now......
 

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just back from circle Krack, as I am walking out the front door there is a smoking hot girl on a scooter waiting for a friend, our eyes meet ,she checks me out,I got the visor on with blond hair spilling out, nice tan decent shape and she is hooked, she starts to smile and say something, then she notices the 18 pack of busch light in my hand,her face fell and I knew it was over.......

Short romance.
 
just back from circle Krack, as I am walking out the front door there is a smoking hot girl on a scooter waiting for a friend, our eyes meet ,she checks me out,I got the visor on with blond hair spilling out, nice tan decent shape and she is hooked, she starts to smile and say something, then she notices the 18 pack of busch light in my hand,her face fell and I knew it was over.......

Look at all the money you saved with a wedding and divorce :biggrinjester:
 
just back from circle Krack, as I am walking out the front door there is a smoking hot girl on a scooter waiting for a friend, our eyes meet ,she checks me out,I got the visor on with blond hair spilling out, nice tan decent shape and she is hooked, she starts to smile and say something, then she notices the 18 pack of busch light in my hand,her face fell and I knew it was over.......

At least you didn't have to share half your beer just to find out it wasn't gonna work out in the end:cheers2:
 
just back from circle Krack, as I am walking out the front door there is a smoking hot girl on a scooter waiting for a friend, our eyes meet ,she checks me out,I got the visor on with blond hair spilling out, nice tan decent shape and she is hooked, she starts to smile and say something, then she notices the 18 pack of busch light in my hand,her face fell and I knew it was over.......

Umm....should I be slightly aroused:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Nope. For some reason I couldn't stand the slap bass guitar they played through the entire show.

Ooooo....to think you missed all the cultural sayings that were born from the show

Hey
yada yada yada
This and that and the other thing

Just to name a few:sifone:
 
Ooooo....to think you missed all the cultural sayings that were born from the show

Hey
yada yada yada
This and that and the other thing

Just to name a few:sifone:

I liked Seinfeld, but that Yada thing makes me freaking come unglued...

My Mother says it at least once every time I speak to her on the phone.
My sister used it all the time too, but I haven't spoke to her in at least 6 years.
 
Really Tim? Thats a long time for a sibling. May I ask why so long?

No bad blood. We just never even conversed growing up. She's 3-1/2 yrs younger, but we're very different from each other.
Her and I both had a falling out with the parents for a few yrs, which I've patched up, but my sis has refused to.
I tried to contact her a few yrs ago, and she never replied.
It's not really a huge deal for me.
My Mother always described her and I growing up as "two ships passing in the night", which I would say is pretty accurate.
Funny, she has a friendship with my ex-wife that she still keeps up with.
And my Ex-wife absolutely would have me shot if she could get away with it.
 
Bob, you dodged a bullet, my friend.

Tim, I have that sister. We didn't really speak for years.
But now that my Mom is in steep decline from dementia, I have financial power of attorney, and my sister has medical. Didn't see THAT one comin. :(
 
Bob, you dodged a bullet, my friend.

Tim, I have that sister. We didn't really speak for years.
But now that my Mom is in steep decline from dementia, I have financial power of attorney, and my sister has medical. Didn't see THAT one comin. :(

WOW!!!
That's kinda scary.

My Dad just retired a few weeks ago, and last weekend when I spoke to my folks (Yes, I've learned to be a good Pollock son and call them every Sunday:kiss:).
Anyway, they shared that I was the sole heir, and it is going to be my responsibility.
Awkward conversation to say the least.
I want to ask them about what they want as "final wishes" (i.e. burial place, church for a funeral, any donations, and whatever else they want done with the estate - not that there is a huge amount there (to my knowledge at least)).
How do you bring something like that up?
My folks are both ~65/66. So it's not like it's gonna be tomorrow, but, these are things I should probably know.

It's awesome you had your Dad out working on the Apache with you a few weeks ago. I know you're going through alot with your Mom.
My prayers that she is well and comfortable.

My sister... well, I extended the olive branch more than once, so did my folks, so ball's in her court.

This is the most twisted Hi-Jack of a thread...
But, I am down about 6-7 beers...
Otherwise, I probably wouldn't have even mentioned it.
So, I think it still qualifies as "Bar Talk":)
 
I found the party-yachts...bought them drinks :) nice seeing friends! drunk texted AND called the penguin...fundy got texts...but I wasn't drunk then..... amazing how drunk you and a handle of capt mo can get in an hour and a half...
 
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