PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

Used to have a GMC shortbed with a 4" lift kit and Monster Mudders...was tippin a beer while driving the back roads heading to a weekend camping trip...crested a hill and hit the sun..blinded...the road turned sharply; I didn't...off the road, down a 30 foot'ish hill...stopped with the bumper against a tree...didn't spill a drop.
 
Used to have a GMC shortbed with a 4" lift kit and Monster Mudders...was tippin a beer while driving the back roads heading to a weekend camping trip...crested a hill and hit the sun..blinded...the road turned sharply; I didn't...off the road, down a 30 foot'ish hill...stopped with the bumper against a tree...didn't spill a drop.

I'm impressed.
 
I remember being stationed in denver colorado and all they had for 18 yr olds was 3.2 beer, guys would be sayin " I can't even get drunk off of this" then we would bail them out in the morning
 
I remember being stationed in denver colorado and all they had for 18 yr olds was 3.2 beer, guys would be sayin " I can't even get drunk off of this" then we would bail them out in the morning

18 was Boone's Farm apple wine and some bud.
 
I've learned that it's really not the road that's bad...it what happens when you leave them.

Real b-t-h. Put a 56 Chevy over a cliff when I was around 19. Missed everything, no damage. Then the friggin tow truck wincher rolled it over.....:boxing_smiley:
 
5.6%, bad enough.

Used to be higher. trust me.
I tried to figure out what the hell happened after that, and realized I was trying a new double alkyhol beer and drinking it like a light beer.
Had a great time that evening right up until the crash.
 
Used to be higher. trust me.
I tried to figure out what the hell happened after that, and realized I was trying a new double alkyhol beer and drinking it like a light beer.
Had a great time that evening right up until the crash.

that would describe a lot of evenings:sifone:
 
shouldn't you be crashing cars and boats while working:sifone:

Well I can tell you one thing I'm much better at crashing chit and gettin lit on fire then I am at fixing hydraulics!
After an epic day of working through a hangover and afternoon buzz... My star employee Mr. Big Head managed to strip the threads on a -24 JIC fitting under the crane in an almost unreachable spot :boxing_smiley:
I'm currently alternating between guinness and heineken. I'm feeling a little ill and having some difficulty typing...
 
Well I can tell you one thing I'm much better at crashing chit and gettin lit on fire then I am at fixing hydraulics!
After an epic day of working through a hangover and afternoon buzz... My star employee Mr. Big Head managed to strip the threads on a -24 JIC fitting under the crane in an almost unreachable spot :boxing_smiley:
I'm currently alternating between guinness and heineken. I'm feeling a little ill and having some difficulty typing...


that has to be the worst combination of beer in the world. :ack2:
 
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