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Molson Ice.
EEWWWWW
The first Ice beer.
7.1000% alkyhol
Bad memories.
Trashed a brand new car with three payments left when that stuff first came out. Was drinking it like a regular beer...
Wrapped it around a tree on river Rd. between Ross, and Perrysburg.
Lucky I wasn't killed.
Stupid 21 yr. old...
 
Molson Ice.
EEWWWWW
The first Ice beer.
7.1000% alkyhol
Bad memories.
Trashed a brand new car with three payments left when that stuff first came out. Was drinking it like a regular beer...
Wrapped it around a tree on river Rd. between Ross, and Perrysburg.
Lucky I wasn't killed.
Stupid 21 yr. old...

Damn, Tim. Were you seriously injured?
 
Molson Ice.
EEWWWWW
The first Ice beer.
7.1000% alkyhol
Bad memories.
Trashed a brand new car with three payments left when that stuff first came out. Was drinking it like a regular beer...
Wrapped it around a tree on river Rd. between Ross, and Perrysburg.
Lucky I wasn't killed.
Stupid 21 yr. old...

What kind of car?:)
 
Just stopped by the shop to pick up some supplies... Spent most of the morning trying to find the horse that took a chit in my mouth, showed up half an hour late on the job site, took an early lunch and had two double cap'n cokes! Alcohol helps me solve problems better, it also makes me taller and better in bed.. I find when working with hydraulics and electrical components it's always better to have a little buzz.. hmm, maybe I should put that on my business card.. Later *****es!! :seeya:

shouldn't you be crashing cars and boats while working:sifone:
 
Damn, Tim. Were you seriously injured?

Tiny scratch on my forehead.
Little trickle of blood down my nose from it.
Car did not have a single panel that wasn't trashed. Driver seat broke. All rear glass (sides and rear) were gone, trunk was 1/3 the width it should have been.
Hood took out a 6' tall wrought iron fence - the spikes on top pierced the hood, looked like bullet holes.
I limped the car back to my apartment, and felt all the wind coming in the windows, and thought " gonna need to fix that", then the drivers seat fell straight back, made a note to self " gonna need to fix that",
Got it back to the "bat cave" where I parked it behind my studio apartment, and got out and looked at (I was chased home the whole way by someone flashing their hi-beams) and looked at the car, a mangled mess, and leaking gas, and went up, grabbed a beer, and called the cops.
No seatbelt.
Three yrs earlier I had a good friend that I went all through gradeschool up to graduate HS with that hit the same tree and fence - the fence went through his neck and nearly decapitated him, but it did kill him.
When I went to the site the next day, there was still a ribbon tied on the tree that his mother kept there.

I'll probably only leave this post up for a short time, only because you asked about the situation, and this is supposed to be a fun thread for guys drinking at home and being responsible about it, not about being a dumbass kid getting drunk and wrecking his car.
Could have been much worse.
 
It was black 91' Baretta.
I kept that car mint.
When I took pictures of the wrecked car, I had the film developed, and also had pics on that roll from the previous weekend when I waxed the car and the hood looked like a mirror.
 
Someday you may want to talk to kids in high school about making good choices. Sobering stories do help.
 
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do you know how hard it is to watch a netflix movie when the cops keep pulling up front and walking up the stairs ??? I got to turn the TV off, make barking noises and hide behind the curtains
 
do you know how hard it is to watch a netflix movie when the cops keep pulling up front and walking up the stairs ??? I got to turn the TV off, make barking noises and hide behind the curtains

How does a cat make barking noises??
 
do you know how hard it is to watch a netflix movie when the cops keep pulling up front and walking up the stairs ??? I got to turn the TV off, make barking noises and hide behind the curtains

How well does a cat make barking noises?
 
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