fund razor
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Well, she is out of those cooler things. But she is too quiet to be drunk. :leaving:
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Well, she is out of those cooler things. But she is too quiet to be drunk. :leaving:
JJ Apache
Charter Member
Thats absolutely true....I giggle my azz off. :ack2:
Careful, now I'm working on the vodka....Your vodka! :26:
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Then why a pic of a Strawberry Margarita?
JJ Apache
Charter Member
I've had 3 avatars with alcohol in the past hour!....:26:
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Slow down, we can't keep up...
JJ Apache
Charter Member
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
you got it.
I'd like a coff a cuppy, and a dazed glonut to go!
How do you daze a glonut, anyway?
JJ Apache
Charter Member
ha ha. Thats Drunkinese.. Some people speak it.:sifone:
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Some people speak it all the time.
Bobcat
Founding Member
sure it was raining out, but that's not the reason I picked her up in my desoto,she seemed to be in some sort of trouble, nice sweet kid,I couldn't help but to fall for a little, but hey ,I am a fictional detective,I can't get caught up with every sob story that comes down the pike. I asked her where she was going,that's when she started to cry,something about some punk in new jersey, I said you'll have to narrow it down, they are all punks in new jersey, she mumbled something about cool dade or close to that, then she mentioned the kingpin,she was sobbing so all I heard was stress or stretch, kid was hurting. I decided it was time to hurt back, so I booked a flight to jersey,unfortunately it was the one in england...........
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
Was it King Pin or The King? :sifone:
Bobcat
Founding Member
do you want to hear the rest of the story or not?:sifone:
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
If I must.......:26::26::26:
JJ Apache
Charter Member
Yes, give it!:sifone:
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
He probably forgot....
JJ Apache
Charter Member
Mike Hammer........?
Bobcat
Founding Member
been in england three hours, the weather stinks, I pulled my trenchcoat a little tighter around my washboard abs and waited for my flight to come in, couldn't wait to get to new jersey,although the old jersey stunk just as bad,the women had the same hairdo and also spoke english like they hated it. 12 hours later I was in newark, the jewel of the east coast,smelled like feet, hobo feet. started asking questions.......my way.
Bobcat
Founding Member
the pieces started coming together slowly (my fault, ate a lot of paint chips as a kid) this stress turned out o be none other than stecz, oh , we went way back stezc and I ,WWII for that matter, the last time I saw him he was being discharged for conduct unbecoming a human being, I was the one who ratted him out,so yeah, we had a history.
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