PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Tony]

Stupid boat hatch, it managed to get me drunk, ive gotta go sand the dog and paint the donzigirl.

 

[phragle]

paint huh?? so thats what your calling it....

 

[MacGyver]

paint huh?? so thats what your calling it....

One spurt at a time :26:

 

[Buoy]

I'm assuming paint white.

 

[phragle]

Tony, just an FYI, she probably wont want to be painted, unless you have done all the proper prep work....

 

[Buoy]

That is probably not sanding and an acetone bath either....

 

[Ratickle]

I am at war with my neighbors over parking, I have several trucks for work and she called the parking police,so I got two move it or lose it from the KW police, she just got out of her car (with a shirt on a hanger) and I said "put that shirt over your head you ugly f king c nt", can't believe the cops aren't here yet, more later

In my best Stecz voice,



Nice.........

 

[JFM]

I am at war with my neighbors over parking, I have several trucks for work and she called the parking police,so I got two move it or lose it from the KW police, she just got out of her car (with a shirt on a hanger) and I said "put that shirt over your head you ugly f king c nt", can't believe the cops aren't here yet, more later

I think I am at the point that she might be looking good! Ahhh maybe one more.:cheers2:

 

[Bobcat]

too drunk to post, how sad is that !. :ack2:

 

[Tony]

Sounds like nanci pelosis sister OK, so post naked pics of her, just not here. i v gota dog to kick and a gilligan to feed.

 

[DonziGirl]

That is probably not sanding and an acetone bath either....

I missed his post from earlier. I was busy making him dinner :ack2:


And you're right buoy... it definitely isn't sanding and acetone

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I find that following up a well placed "c-bomb" with a "You're fat!" is a winning combination.

 

[Bobcat]

I cleaned that up a bit, feeling like an ass this morning !!!!!!!!!!! I talked with a friend in switzerland for an hour last night,can't wait to get that bill !!!!:ack2:

 

[Ratickle]

I cleaned that up a bit, feeling like an ass this morning !!!!!!!!!!! I talked with a friend in switzerland for an hour last night,can't wait to get that bill !!!!:ack2:

Man or woman?:sifone:?

 

[Bobcat]

woman, BIG woman, she is originally from fiji, her last name is malamalatutabula, or close to that. she worked construction down here for a year or so, she was drunk dialing.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

woman, BIG woman, she is originally from fiji, her last name is malamalatutabula, or close to that. she worked construction down here for a year or so, she was drunk dialing.

I played rugby with a lot of islanders (my team in L.A. was all Tongan, played with Samoan's in Syracuse, of all places). Good people. Always good for a laugh and for absurd consumption of pork products.

I watched a Samoan mormon knock a guy out because the guy wouldn't buy another keg once... (In his defense, he said "I'm may be a mormon, but I'm a BAAAAD mormon!")

But man, never mess with their sisters!

And Bobcat, you forgot all the apostrophe's when you spelled her name. I think you're missing 11 of them...

 

[Bobcat]

:sifone:

 

[fund razor]

I have cut down on the drinking, but today I have Tequilla.

It's right here on the table.

Cheers.

 

[Buoy]

I have cut down on the drinking, but today I have Tequilla.

It's right here on the table.

Cheers.

Weren't feeling well??
Sorry to here it.

 

[Bobcat]

drinking busch light as I type, can't pitch sober, can't bat drunk, it is a vicious cycle, there has to be middle ground, I'll keep experimenting:sifone: