PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Bobcat]

I am afraid to fart

 

[Chris]

Nothing works better than inhaling alcohol fumes. Some everclear and a rag- or put it in a humidifier and lock yourself in the bathroom.

(I accidentally found this out working with shellac a few years ago- but the 1% methanol makes you very sick afterwards)

 

[LaughingCat]

I friggin found the PUI thread. Anyone on?

 

[Bobcat]

just ran out of beer, there is a bottle of scotch but once you take the cap off you are supposed to throw it away, maybe tomorrow

 

[Bobcat]

do you know how hard it is to find the PUI thread when you are PUI'ED, sunkin needs to work on this,should be a sticky,like stecz's collar

 

[Ms PatriYacht]

does this count as a PUI, Ian's out of town, I drank a bunch of wine then had ice cream and just came like, THIS close to doing a head stand.............. Yeah, I am very exicted about this head stand.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Nothing works better than inhaling alcohol fumes. Some everclear and a rag- or put it in a humidifier and lock yourself in the bathroom.

(I accidentally found this out working with shellac a few years ago- but the 1% methanol makes you very sick afterwards)

I saw an episode of "Manswers" on Spike once (so take the remainder of this post for what it's worth) where they were exploring (medically) the fastest and most efficient way to get drunk.

To cut to the chase, they concluded that pouring the booze in your ass would result in the fasted and most BAC/alcohol volume "consumed"...

Apparently the rectum has more vascularity and thinner lining than the stomach and possibly a more direct line to the liver...

A new take on "shooting the boot" I guess... :seeya:

 

[Ratickle]

do you know how hard it is to find the PUI thread when you are PUI'ED, sunkin needs to work on this,should be a sticky,like stecz's collar

You'd still have a hard time....

 

[Ratickle]

does this count as a PUI, Ian's out of town, I drank a bunch of wine then had ice cream and just came like, THIS close to doing a head stand.............. Yeah, I am very exicted about this head stand.

Wine and ice cream, sounds like a PUI kind of thing.......:ack2:

Post pics of the headstand......

 

[Bobcat]

I saw an episode of "Manswers" on Spike once (so take the remainder of this post for what it's worth) where they were exploring (medically) the fastest and most efficient way to get drunk.

To cut to the chase, they concluded that pouring the booze in your ass would result in the fasted and most BAC/alcohol volume "consumed"...

Apparently the rectum has more vascularity and thinner lining than the stomach and possibly a more direct line to the liver...

A new take on "shooting the boot" I guess... :seeya:

I finally understand the old saying " if it was up your ass you'd know":ack2:

 

[Ratickle]

I finally understand the old saying " if it was up your ass you'd know":ack2:

So at 10:01 this morning that's what you were doing?

 

[Tommy Gun]

Ricky, the field mouse is fast...but the owl sees at night.

 

[Tommy Gun]

and now the Matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker...

 

[Tony]

posting on Serioous offshore with a hand over one eye is mcuh safer than driving that way. actually it makes it easeir to understand wrinklenuts.

 

[Ms PatriYacht]

Raticle and bobcat after a few glasses of wine your avatars look alike, I think it's cause they slant in the same direction, and Ratickle makes me think of tickle, which makes me laugh oh well a few sips of a fine Zinfandel night night

 

[Ms PatriYacht]

tony is that Gilligan's, real tongue in your avatar or is that photoshop or am i imagining things as anyone made this rule on this thread no editing or spell chek

 

[Racegirl3]

Nothing works better than inhaling alcohol fumes. Some everclear and a rag- or put it in a humidifier and lock yourself in the bathroom.

Everclear and a rag .... hmmm. I normally do everclear and kool aide but there probably are less calories in everclear and a rag ... and ... the bottle might even last longer ... hmmmm .....

 

[Ms PatriYacht]

lookin back over ny posts I read drunk,,,,,,, I guess that's that's in place of do I sound drunk, only no one can hear me and I am typing not talkin and no one is here so you have to read what I am writing or trying to write so I read drunk, oh well need to go wash my hair

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I think my beer is broken (MFin' beer needs more alchol, where's that funnel?) and somebodys been watching the Ricky Bobby movie.

 

[Ratickle]

Raticle and bobcat after a few glasses of wine your avatars look alike, I think it's cause they slant in the same direction, and Ratickle makes me think of tickle, which makes me laugh oh well a few sips of a fine Zinfandel night night

You think we slant in the same direction?:sifone: