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Poor Tiger...

Pathetic...he's just a shill for the corporate marketing game anymore. I'd love to have his money but hate to sell my soul to a bunch of corporate suits. Seconds after his wife clobbered him with a golf club this became a scripted return. He's playing us just like he plays his courses and I just shake my head when I see those corporate dorks in the gallery with their golf hats on and polo shirts cheering for him...equally pathetic.
 
Yesterday's Par 3 Contest was great. Grandpa's with their Grandkids, guys with their kids, and no tiger.
Depending on how much CBS shows tiger will determine if I switch to TSN.ca to watch their live internet feed.
 
THEJOKER said:
He's a billionaire!
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You'd think with a billion dollars he could buy himself a pair.

He should have thought about how much he didn't want to lose whatever he's hanging onto so tightly before he started nailing everthing he could catch. Or he should tell the world "I'm rich, I'm a star, I'm going to behave as I please".
 
What's even more pathetic than Tiger's lack of sac is that many will buy his line of "woe is me" BS and will have pity for him. He says to the media, "I look back at what I have done and it was some pretty horrible stuff". All the while he is thinking, "I look back at the trim I was nailing and it was some pretty premium stuff".
 
Not that I give a chit, but why get married in the first place. He could have banged all the trim he wanted and gotten married late in life if he wanted kids.

A Letter To Jessie James

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."



You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world



while you were porkin’ away.



You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated ******* cheater on the planet!



How can you live with yourself!



I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of **** that you are:



Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let’s do lunch.


~Tiger
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Thank God I'm a priest and because of my vow of poverty I don't have to worry about those kinds of problems.........
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Won't be able to get close to him on the golf course, but we could rent one of the banners you fly behind the plane. New post- what would you say to Tiger in 6 words or less!
 
He really should recruit his stable of girls as his caddies ( in bikinis even), a different one for each event, or day. Now that might make me watch golf.
 
How about old school Fred Couples. He's the leader, wore cleatless flat sole shoes and no socks on a wet course.
 
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