personal sayings/qoutes..lets hear 'em

[phragle]

w all have our little sayings that clutter up our vocabularies.. a couple of mine...

"theres 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the difficult way... somehow I always seem to choose the later"

and as an EMT: "air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, anyvariation of this is a bad BAD thing"

 

[pullmytrigger]

keep diggin'........

 

[Wrinkleface]

WOMEN:

Can't live w/'m!

Can't live w/ out'm!

Can't shoot'm, Legally!!!!!!!:dupe:

 

[RebarBox]

Screw me once - shame on you.
Screw me twice - shame on me.

Whay can I say....I'm a General Contractor.:boxing_smiley:

 

[clayinaustin]

Time, Money, and Energy

My three greatest assets that I can offer a woman are my time, my money, and my energy. However, in order for me to give these to a woman, she has to give me her time, money, and/or energy.

Bottom line... A woman needs to be boat candy or booty call! :sifone:

 

[BradB]

Stupid should be painfull.......

 

[cigdaze]

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere!

 

[phragle]

stupid hurts

 

[sy goldberg]

An insight into my other personality.

Complacency is the root of decay.

 

[Blue Oval]

I can get along with anyone I WANT to!

 

[Mark]

Does a bear sheet in the woods?!

 

[ROGUE]

Well, I stole this one from Bender but "Bite my shiny metal ass". Then I have a bunch of Homerisms I use too.

 

[t500hps]

I admit I have a 3 inch cock......but some girls like 'em that WIDE....

 

[RedDog382]

WOMEN:

Can't live w/'m!

Can't live w/ out'm!

Can't shoot'm, Legally!!!!!!!:dupe:

My variation:

You can't live with them, and you can't live with them ...

 

[RedDog382]

In response to a problem @ work in the ER:

If that's the worst thing that happens today, it's going to be a good day ...!

 

[RedDog382]

In response to a woman/women being a pain in the backside:

What ever happened to the good old days when men were men and women were ribs ...?

 

[DollaBill]

You say tomato. I say go phuk yourself

 

[RedDog382]

At work:

"You're not working with the "B" team today ..."

 

[RedDog382]

"Never confuse movement with action ..."

Ernest Hemmingway

 

[Perlmudder]

go big or go home!
make it happen!
do work son!