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Mighty fine driving there, boys. If you can't PIT them, just keep running into them a little bit over and over again until a half million-dollar center console comes along to jam them into.
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You don't have to PIT Tiger. He flips over on his own.Maybe they thought it was Tiger behind the wheel.
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1992 – Police made a gruesome discovery at a home on Southard Street. They found a man who had been dead for two months, and his roommate was unaware he was dead.
Information compiled by Dr. Corey Malcom, Lead Historian, Monroe County Public Library, Florida Keys History Center.
Information compiled by Dr. Corey Malcom, Lead Historian, Monroe County Public Library, Florida Keys History Center.
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FLORIDA WOMAN DETAINED AFTER ATTEMPTING TO SELL "HOMEMADE WINE" OUT OF A COOLER AT A CHILDREN'S SOCCER GAME
TAMPA, FL — Jessica Holloway, 34, was detained Saturday morning at the Carrollwood Recreation Park after allegedly setting up a folding table on the sidelines of a U-8 girls' soccer game and selling "homemade wine" out of an Igloo cooler to other parents.
According to the police report, Holloway arrived at the field at 8:47 a.m. wearing a wide-brim straw hat, a "WINE MOM ERA" tank top, and matching white linen pants. She allegedly unfolded a 4-foot Costco table near the snack tent and laid out 14 mason jars labeled in cursive Sharpie.
Investigators say the menu offered the following:
- "Carrollwood Red" at $8 a jar
- "Soccer Mom Sangria" at $10 a jar
- "Divorce Rosé" at $12 a jar
- A signature blend titled "REFEREE TEARS" at $15
- A free pour for any mom whose daughter was benched
According to the arrest report, Holloway had set up a Square reader, a small chalkboard sign that read "BUY 3 GET A SECRET," and a Bluetooth speaker playing the Real Housewives of Orange County theme song on loop.
Officer Camille Devereaux told reporters, "She was extremely organized. She had a punch card. She had business cards that said 'Holloway Vineyards — established last Tuesday.' She told us, and I quote, 'I crushed these grapes with my bare feet on a yoga mat. This is artisanal.'"
The operation was reported by another mother whose 7-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy why does Brielle's mom have a wine bar at the field."
When questioned by deputies, Holloway reportedly said, "I'm not selling. I'm sharing. The cash is for vibes."
She was escorted off the field still holding a jar labeled "HALFTIME HARMONY" and a clipboard with a waitlist of 9 names.
Holloway faces charges of unlicensed alcohol sales and operating a vendor stand without a permit on public youth athletic property.
The Carrollwood Soccer Association confirmed her daughter's team won 4-1.
The cooler declined to comment.
TAMPA, FL — Jessica Holloway, 34, was detained Saturday morning at the Carrollwood Recreation Park after allegedly setting up a folding table on the sidelines of a U-8 girls' soccer game and selling "homemade wine" out of an Igloo cooler to other parents.
According to the police report, Holloway arrived at the field at 8:47 a.m. wearing a wide-brim straw hat, a "WINE MOM ERA" tank top, and matching white linen pants. She allegedly unfolded a 4-foot Costco table near the snack tent and laid out 14 mason jars labeled in cursive Sharpie.
Investigators say the menu offered the following:
- "Carrollwood Red" at $8 a jar
- "Soccer Mom Sangria" at $10 a jar
- "Divorce Rosé" at $12 a jar
- A signature blend titled "REFEREE TEARS" at $15
- A free pour for any mom whose daughter was benched
According to the arrest report, Holloway had set up a Square reader, a small chalkboard sign that read "BUY 3 GET A SECRET," and a Bluetooth speaker playing the Real Housewives of Orange County theme song on loop.
Officer Camille Devereaux told reporters, "She was extremely organized. She had a punch card. She had business cards that said 'Holloway Vineyards — established last Tuesday.' She told us, and I quote, 'I crushed these grapes with my bare feet on a yoga mat. This is artisanal.'"
The operation was reported by another mother whose 7-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy why does Brielle's mom have a wine bar at the field."
When questioned by deputies, Holloway reportedly said, "I'm not selling. I'm sharing. The cash is for vibes."
She was escorted off the field still holding a jar labeled "HALFTIME HARMONY" and a clipboard with a waitlist of 9 names.
Holloway faces charges of unlicensed alcohol sales and operating a vendor stand without a permit on public youth athletic property.
The Carrollwood Soccer Association confirmed her daughter's team won 4-1.
The cooler declined to comment.
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