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Man Pilfers Brewskis From King Of Beers
Key West Citizen - July 13, 2017
KEY WEST — No, this Bud isn’t for you. An Arizona man accused of illegally entering and stealing beers from an Old Town home owned by August Busch IV was arrested on July 7, according to police reports. David Leigh Murphy was charged with felony burglary after he reportedly called police on himself in a confused state.
 
Drunken man leaves wallet at burglary scene

CITIZEN STAFF
October 21, 2017
BIG PINE KEY — A drunken man accused of leaving his wallet inside a bulldozer used for debris removal was arrested Thursday morning, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.

Mark Moses, 65, of Big Pine Key, was charged with burglary and criminal mischief.

An employee for bulldozer company Unlimited Debris met with the Sheriff’s Office at 9 a.m. after discovering someone had damaged the machine overnight, reports say.

The windshield was broken as well as both the right and left mirrors, reports say. The employee told the deputy he found a wallet, a pair of sneakers, spilled beer and cigarette butts inside the cabin, reports say.

Moses’ identification was reportedly found in the bulldozer cabin as well as his social security card and veteran’s affairs card. Moses was later found at a grocery store.

He reportedly admitted to the burglary and identified the wallet and sneakers as his, but said he had no memory of the incident.

He was taken to the Monroe County Detention Center.

Moses, Mark Clark
Arrest Date: Thursday, 10/19/2017, 07:42 AM
CAD #: MCSO17CAD139656 Offense #: MCSO17OFF007147
DOB: 05/08/1952 Age: 65 Sex: M Race: W
Occupation: PRODUCE in BIG PINE KEY
Location: 30351 OVERSEAS HWY, BIG PINE KEY
Officer: FRICKE, KEN - MCSO\DIST 1 ROAD PATROL
Bond Amount: $0.00
Charges:
1 Felony Count(s) of 806.13.1b3 DAMAGE PROP-CRIM MISCH - 1000 DOLS OR MORE
1 Felony Count(s) of 810.02.4b BURGL - UNOCCUPIED CONVEYANCE UNARMED
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A drunken Hialeah man crashed a car through the brand new gate at Fort Zachary Taylor State Park, then crashed onto rocks on the beach at Naval Air Station Key West before running barefoot from police early Monday morning.

Lino Dejesus Aguirre Treminio, 32, was charged with DUI with property damage, DUI with a blood alcohol content of .15 or higher, leaving the scene of a crash, resisting arrest and driving with a suspended license.

Aguirre Treminio had a blood alcohol content of .179, according to police. He told police he had been drinking at a strip club, the name of which he couldn’t remember, and that he remembered only leaving the club, driving and smashing through the gate, reports say.

He had beers, “large mixed drinks,” smoked marijuana and had taken Advil PM, reports say.

The ruckus began at 1:26 a.m. when a witness reported seeing a sedan, later identified as a Nissan driven by Aguirre Treminio, drive through the gate at the park, back up and hit the gate again, according to police.

Arriving police followed fresh tracks in the sand to the Nissan that was found stuck on the rocks at the beach on NAS Key West property.

Aguirre Treminio exited the driver’s seat and made haste to the tree line while police yelled for him to stop. Officers called Navy police to alert them to the situation as a bevy of officers descended on the scene looking for the driver.

Aguirre Treminio was found shortly thereafter lying on the ground near a fence. A set of keys that matched the Nissan fell out of his pocket, reports say.

He told officers he was “sorry” and that they “saved” him.

There was no one else in the Nissan and no other vehicles involved, reports say.

Police found Aguirre Treminio’s shoes, which he had lost in the incident, and asked him to perform field-sobriety tests, which he reportedly failed.

He was taken to the Monroe County Detention Center on Stock Island.

Reports did not state how much it would cost to repair the new gate to the park. The gate was part of a $1.7 million project that also installed sidewalks, bike lanes, fencing and lighting. The new gate was dedicated by park, Navy and city officials in May.

alinhardt@keysnews.com

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A rather unfortunate Moniker...He might be popular with the big Cons...:biggrinjester:

Manhoff, Benjamin Jack
Arrest Date: Sunday, 12/17/2017, 10:46 AM
CAD #: MCSO17CAD167549 Offense #: MCSO17OFF008677
DOB: 08/07/1989 Age: 28 Sex: M Race: W
Occupation:
Location: 86800 OVERSEAS HWY, PLANTATION KEY
Officer: HANSEN, DYLLON - MCSO\DIST 7 ROAD PATROL SHIFT A3
Bond Amount: $0.00
Charges:
1 Felony Count(s) of 316.1935.2 RESIST OFFICER - FLEE ELUDE LEO WITH LIGHTS SIREN ACTIVE

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Good Lord! They got Ahab!!!!:D


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Beach, James
Arrest Date: Wednesday, 12/27/2017, 02:20 AM
CAD #: MCSO Offense #:
DOB: 04/01/1988 Age: 29 Sex: M Race: W
Occupation: DANCER
Location: 5501 COLLEGE RD, STOCK ISLAND
Officer: KWPD, - KWPD
Bond Amount: $0.00
Charges:
1 Unknown Count(s) of 948.06 PROB VIOLATION -
 
This guy actually made the Watters World show tonight....

This just in. Proof that it is NOT only in the keys.
http://www.toledoblade.com/Police-F...ed-of-chasing-family-member-with-hatchet.html

A North Toledo man pleaded not guilty today in Toledo Municipal Court to chasing a family member with a hatchet.

Noel E. Dawson Jr., 63, of the 400 block of Elder Drive, is charged with domestic violence, assault, both first-degree misdemeanors; criminal damaging, a second-degree misdemeanor; and failure to disclose personal information, a fourth-degree misdemeanor.

Toledo Municipal Court Judge Robert Christiansen set bond at $50,000 Tuesday with no option to post 10 percent. The case was continued to today.

Mr. Dawson pleaded not guilty today to the charges.

Mr. Dawson is accused of chasing a family member Sunday with a hatchet. Prosecutors allege he swung the hatchet at the man, but struck his truck instead — leaving a large dent in the hood, according to a complaint filed in Toledo Municipal Court.

When Mr. Dawson was arrested, he refused to give the officer any of his information and rather just shouted obscenities, court records show.


And the money shot:
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Apparently the Dude doesn't Abide



Dude, Daniel Ray
Arrest Date: Saturday, 01/27/2018, 09:16 PM
CAD #: MCSO18CAD012284 Offense #: MCSO18OFF000681
DOB: 07/01/1983 Age: 34 Sex: M Race: T
Occupation: REMODEL in MARATHON
Location: 5561 OVERSEAS HIGHWAY , MARATHON
Officer: MALETA, MICHAEL -
Bond Amount: $0.00
Charges:
1 Misdemeanor Count(s) of 810.09.2b TRESPASSING - FAIL TO LEAVE PROPERTY UPON ORDER BY OWNER
 

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I don't think this Guy is matriculating to higher place of learning.


Twist, Branden Oliver
Arrest Date: Thursday, 02/01/2018, 06:09 PM
CAD #: KWPD18OFF000621 Offense #:
DOB: 08/14/1983 Age: 34 Sex: M Race: W
Occupation:
Location: 1405 DUVAL ST, KEY WEST
Officer: KWPD, - KWPD
Bond Amount: $0.00
Charges:
1 Unknown Count(s) of 999999 MUNICIPAL ORDINANCE VIOL


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Man charged with aggravated assault
October 2, 2018
A Jensen Beach, Florida, man is facing charges after he allegedly threatened another man with a samurai sword on Friday.Steven Randall Solstad, 29, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and unlicensed carrying of a concealed weapon.



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SOLSTAD, STEVEN RANDELL was arrested on 09/28/2018 at 07:39
Date of Birth: 03/08/1989 Age: 29 Gender: M Race: W
Address: 3333 DUCK AV, KEY WEST, FL 33040
Occupation: NONE
Arrest Location: TRUMAN AVE AND DUVAL ST, KEY WEST
Arresting Officer/Agency: KWPD, - KWPD
Incident #: KWPD18OFF005340   -   Offense #:
Charges:
1 Felony Count(s) of 784.021.1a AGGRAV ASSLT - WEAPON - W DEADLY WEAPON WITHOUT INTENT TO KILL
1 Misdemeanor Count(s) of 790.01 CARRYING CONCEALED WEAPON - UNLICENSED ELECTRIC WEAPON OR DEVICE
 
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How did you miss this one???

Deputies: Keys woman charged after shots fired at boats

KEY WEST, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say a Florida Keys woman is facing felony charges after a confrontation in which shots were fired near boats she wanted to scare off.

The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said in a news release that 51-year-old Lelena Sue Moses is charged with aggravated assault with a weapon without intent to kill. She was released on $5,000 bail Saturday.

Investigators say Moses told them boats were “sneaking around” a houseboat she shares with her husband off Cudjoe Key. The boaters told deputies shots were fired and they saw Moses holding an AR-15 style rifle.

Authorities say Moses claimed it was her husband who fired the warning shots with a handgun. But the boaters said they never saw the husband fire a gun.


https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/aug/20/deputies-keys-woman-charged-after-shots-fired-at-b/
 
Key West port of call closed after boat crashes into mooring

port of call in Key West 's famous Mallory Square is unusable for at least three months while it is repaired for damage caused by a cruise ship crash.

City officials said this week that the cost of repairs could be as much as a half million dollars.

The Miami Herald reports the 691-foot-long Silversea Silver Spirit cruise ship was leaving Mallory Square two weeks ago when the winds stopped it from turning around to get underway.

The ship crashed into a mooring, damaging a large concrete block atop pilings.

Key West has two other ports of call at the Outer Mole Pier at the Truman Waterfront Park and at the Margaritaville Resort near Mallory Square.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-bc-fl--key-west-port-of-call-20181208-story.html
 
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