"Official" Penguin Chronicles

Does the kidnapper have any idea of the consequences that come with this action? We have ruined peoples lives and businesses for much more minor crimes
 
Your time is growing short. You are on the eve of watching your little feathered friend be destroyed. We still have not received any funds. We are impatient and have become angered.

The torture shall commence! :mad:



Holy phuck!!! That's some of the funniest sht I've ever seen!!!

:sifone::rofl::D:26::03::reddevil:
 
Haha you guys are amazing. Did someone talk to pengy lately? He didn't seem to be in great shape after the dryer ride... hope he's well
 
Your time is growing short. You are on the eve of watching your little feathered friend be destroyed. We still have not received any funds. We are impatient and have become angered.

The torture shall commence! :mad:



It's just wrong! I don't know what to say............I think I'm gonna throw up! :puke:
 
Nick,

I'm truly disappointed that you didn't take the initiative to calculate the G-forces he's experiencing in the Pengui-Fuge.

You're slipping. :(
 
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