"Official" Penguin Chronicles

[Tom A.]

I saw the penguin conspiring with the pelicans Friday morning.......

 

[Wrinkleface]

George sez he feels like he lost his best friend!!!

 

[Davidmnc]

Look at this! The blow boaters got him!!!! Bob knows the truth, but is too embarrassed to admit he was over powered by two lesbian blow boaters!!! What are we gonna do????

 

[Wrinkleface]

Look at this! The blow boaters got him!!!! Bob knows the truth, but is too embarrassed to admit he was over powered by two lesbian blow boaters!!! What are we gonna do????

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the 1's that used 2 B dudes????????

 

[Davidmnc]

the 1's that used 2 B dudes????????

I am betting they were 115lbs lipstick lesbos! They distracted him with offers of a sexual encounter. Could have happened to any one of us!

 

[imco offshore]

i,m telling you it was the Gerbel Gang,,,,,

 

[Penguin Snatcher]

We have the penguin. We demand 50 thousand US dollars....in exchange for it's safe return of this water fowl.

You have 72 hours to comply; after which we will begin dismembering him limb by limb.

Do not dare any rescue attempt, nor involve the authorities; or he will befall the same fate as his fat friend.

 

[DollaBill]

We have the penguin. We demand 50 thousand US dollars....in exchange for it's safe return of this water fowl.

You have 72 hours to comply; after which we will begin dismembering him limb by limb.

Do not dare any rescue attempt, nor involve the authorities; or he will befall the same fate as his fat friend.

LMAO:26::sifone::boxing_smiley:

 

[Davidmnc]

We have the penguin. We demand 50 thousand US dollars....in exchange for it's safe return of this water fowl.

You have 72 hours to comply; after which we will begin dismembering him limb by limb.

Do not dare any rescue attempt, nor involve the authorities; or he will befall the same fate as his fat friend.

Holly penguin snatchers batman! We need to start a rescue fund!!!! We've got to save our hero!!!

 

[Davidmnc]

LMAO:26::sifone::boxing_smiley:

What are you laughing at! This is SERIOUS!!!!

 

[Wrinkleface]

Holly penguin snatchers batman! We need to start a rescue fund!!!! We've got to save our hero!!!

Sunkin has the heavy artillery!!!!:smash:

 

[Davidmnc]

Yea............a save the penguin pose'!

 

[Bobcat]

I don't think they are bluffing !!!!!!!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Is that the cat killer I see in the back ground?!

 

[DollaBill]

thats a Ford Truck

 

[phragle]

ok... it appears to be a ford truck by the dash, this narrows it down a little.. now.. we also observe that everything is still green, so the truck is south. either the pengin snatcher lives down there and drove to kw (as opposed to flying) or he is towin a boat.. narrows it down a bit further...

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

And following the Cat Killer back to North Carolina? Hmmm an inside job?!

 

[Davidmnc]

It's not an inside job!!!! I hope it was Scott!!! He would love to ride that Geico RC turbine cat!!!!!

 

[phragle]

I am doing my part... if eveybody helps...

 

[Scarab KV]

And following the Cat Killer back to North Carolina? Hmmm an inside job?!

Hmmm....Redneck Mafia??