Subject: NEWS FLASH!!! -- PETE CARROLL LEAVIING THE SEAHAWKS
Late-breaking story from ESPN Sportscenter ... 2/17/2015
Pete Carroll, former head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, is reported to be very near to signing-on as a special consultant to The Pope, in Vatican City.
The Pope looks to recruit Carroll to be a spokesman for the Catholic Church, because Pete is the first man in history who made 100 million people jump up and yell: "Jesus Christ!" at the same time.
More information will be reported as this story is followed.