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fund razor
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I am going to a Canadian restaurant for dinner.
We are going to eat moose and talk down to each other while drinking crappy beer. But when we get sick on the food, we are going to get medical help here while we are still sick, rather than three months later.
We are going to eat moose and talk down to each other while drinking crappy beer. But when we get sick on the food, we are going to get medical help here while we are still sick, rather than three months later.
fund razor
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Canada is so far behind, they haven't even had their civil war yet.
But when they do... it will be interesting, because they will have to do a coin toss to decide whether the treaty is written in French or Canadian.
But when they do... it will be interesting, because they will have to do a coin toss to decide whether the treaty is written in French or Canadian.
fund razor
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Calgary is ok. At least they have cowboys.
But they don't wear cowboy hats.
They wear Cowboy Toques.
But they don't wear cowboy hats.
They wear Cowboy Toques.
fund razor
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We boat in Canadian waters.
People with pump-outs especially.
People with pump-outs especially.
fund razor
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Actually.... Canada kicked azz exactly five times.
1) Kept us drunk during prohibition.
2) World War 2, third best supporting actor
3) 1980 Iran hostage release
4) Space shuttlle arm
5) There were only 4, but it's 5 Canadian. Besides, the terms of my treaty with them preventing war dictate that I describe 5 things. So there you are. 5 Canadian reasons equals 4 US.
Really, I wish we had Tim Horton.
He's like the Canadian Dave Thomas. (RIP Dave Thomas.)
1) Kept us drunk during prohibition.
2) World War 2, third best supporting actor
3) 1980 Iran hostage release
4) Space shuttlle arm
5) There were only 4, but it's 5 Canadian. Besides, the terms of my treaty with them preventing war dictate that I describe 5 things. So there you are. 5 Canadian reasons equals 4 US.
Really, I wish we had Tim Horton.
He's like the Canadian Dave Thomas. (RIP Dave Thomas.)
fund razor
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If Hockey is a Canadian sport, and Lord Stanley was a Canadian, why is the Stanley Cup always on US soil?
fund razor
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Why the band Rush is so dam good:
They are actually aliens. They are too dam good to be human. The aliens couldn't read English so they got screwed up over Lake Erie and dropped them in Toronto instead of Toledo.
They are actually aliens. They are too dam good to be human. The aliens couldn't read English so they got screwed up over Lake Erie and dropped them in Toronto instead of Toledo.
fund razor
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Lots of guests tonight. Welcome guests.
fund razor
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Lake Michigan is really the best because it doesn't have any dam Canadian waters.
fund razor
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Q) What is worth about 95 cents?
A) A "duller."
A) A "duller."
fund razor
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Do you have Prince Edward Island in a can?
LOL.
LOL.
fund razor
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Canadian Football: A bigger playing field just makes more room for suck.
fund razor
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fund razor
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Om, OM, OOOMG:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw
fund razor
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It just keeps gettin better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCXqOFjsiZs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCXqOFjsiZs
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