Obama Tuesday Cheer Up Thread

[Ratickle]

I know Tuesday is a rough day. Maybe even worse than Monday.....


On Monday there is usually something to chat about that was fun on the weekend.

On Wednesday yuou are halfway to the end of the week so you can start talking about the plans you make to have fun that upcoming weekend.

But on Tuesday, too soon to plan, too late to rehash the previous fun....


So......

Cheerup, I'll do my best to help......


Maybe this will help some....

 

[Ratickle]

How about this?


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.--Jay Leno

 

[Ratickle]

Or this????


America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. ----Jay Leno

 

[Ratickle]

While we are at it......


Q: Have you heard about McDonalds' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it.--Conan O'Brien

 

[Ratickle]

So true.......


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.--Jay Leno

 

[Ratickle]

Sad......



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.--David Letterman

 

[Ratickle]

Fitting for us.....


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

 

[Ratickle]

Nice doggy.....


Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.--Jimmy Kimmel

 

[Ratickle]

Maybe my personal favorite......:26::03::26:



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.--David Letterman

 

[Ratickle]

Hope I cheered you up more than I pizzed you off......:leaving:

 

[htrdlncn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dYcruCbbHA

 

[Ratickle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dYcruCbbHA

:sifone:

 

[ROGUE]

hahahha, ok, these are hilarious

and sadly very true

 

[Donskihp]

Nice! we can onlly dream that he would quit Of course I have the same chance of winning the lottery as him quiting

 

[rschap1]

Yep

sad and true

BUT I did smile, Thanks

 

[Ratickle]

President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?" The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's ass."




"It's hard to fool them flies though." Author Unknown