Not So Bright

[JJ Apache]

Believe me when I tell you, there's no real chance of catching Mom in the act. That's why it was such an obvious joke- if you were on the inside of the joke, that is.

I'm not typically on the 'need to know' basis.......:sifone: Sorry for your mis - fortune. Britt 'ewes' us ....::biggrinjester:

 

[Knot 4 Me]

An absolute classic.

 

[Magic Medicine]

freaking hilarious

 

[JupiterSunsation]

She should have typed back........sorry hun me and your daughter are doing that at the mall right now, will be too tired when we get home.............. these high school boys look so grown up

 

[OldSchool]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[pullmytrigger]

i can see the response from mom right now
"well you see honey, when too people are in love......... ah nevermind, dad's an idiot"

LOL......!!!!

I got a good one......a few yrs back my buddies daughters were like 13 and 11......my buddy and his wife were going to this wedding and the kids were going to stay at the next door neighbours and hang out with their kids......my buddy and his wife head home between the ceremony and the reception......they come home, yell for the kids.....nothing.....assume their at the neighbours.......Lynn is looking all hot and my bro wants to nail her so Lynn goes upstairs and gets naked while my bud makes a pit stop at the washroom.......while he's in the can and Lynn's nude workin' it on top of the covers the phone rings......well......THE FULL LENGTH CLOSET DOORS IN THE BEDROOM OPEN, THE 13 Y/O COMES MARCHING OUT TO THE NIGHT TABLE AND ANSWERS IT!!!!!........"Hello"....and the 11 y/o is in there too!!!

 

[Spicy]

Too Funny!!!!!

 

[Roger 1]

Doh!!!!

 

[MarylandMark]

I'd blame it on that mobile phone guy up in Maryland jacking your phone account.

I'd vouch for ya!

She's well aware that all men are idiots.

I beg to differ but given the examples she has lived with I understand if she believes you

 

[sledge]

Russ that's hilarious! At least with the boys you can write that one off as "home schooling!" :rofl:

Yeah Chris, from what you've shared in the past I didn't mean it so much for your case; more of a personal confession... :blush5:

 

[Warlock28SXT]

Believe me when I tell you, there's no real chance of catching Mom in the act. That's why it was such an obvious joke- if you were on the inside of the joke, that is.

But there's a chance. Have fun trying not to think about the text then. :26eriscope down:rofl:

 

[ChiefApache]

That's funny right there!!!! Can you say oups? :sifone: I am not sure I would have told this crowd about it though.:ack2:

If you can't laugh at yourself, it's time to hang it up! I think it's fricking hiliarious.

 

[Wrinkleface]

Awkward situation.
I'd blame it on that mobile phone guy up in Maryland jacking your phone account.

Blame it on Steczzy!!!!:lurk5:

 

[Sea-Dated]

That is classic......

 

[MarylandMark]

If you can't laugh at yourself, it's time to hang it up! I think it's fricking hiliarious.

So very true- I'm one of the funniest guys I know (not in the sense pillow biters!). If I weren't I'd be miserable; I feel like the broke version of Gino a few times a week.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I'm literally crying with laughter right now... Thank you Chris, that started my day off right.

 

[old377guy]

hits pretty close to home- text some of the same nonsense to the missus from time to time- yeah, my 18 daughter has intercepted a few - standard response from the kids "you guys are pathetic":sifone:

 

[Sydwayz]

Chris,
Just be glad that your 18 year old was not driving and did not ask your Mom to read the same text message from another party.

 

[Chris]

My wife told me last night that my daughter's response after the OOOOOOHHH!, was "you have to buy me something now!".

We went to the boyfriend's lacrosse game last night and every time my wife's new-test alert went off, my daughter gave me a dirty look.

 

[mosi]

I probably would have looked at my daughter and said......Thanks for covering for me with your mom and not telling her that text was supposed to go to my BOYFRIEND!!!